Cryptid Series
March 3, 2025 MST - April 27, 2025 MDT
A series that explores the worlds cryptids. Each league will focus on a different cryptid and do a deep dive into it's lore and educate players on the region/folklore/culture that these beings exist within.
Series Overview
The Cryptid Series takes disc golf players on an immersive, global adventure to hunt legendary creatures and uncover their darkest secrets. Each league in the series focuses on a specific cryptid tied to a real-world region or culture, offering a unique blend of disc golf challenges, narrative exploration, and cryptozoological lore.
Embark on a thrilling journey across the globe to track down the most infamous and fearsome creatures of legend. From the misty forests of the Pacific Northwest to the ancient ruins of Eastern Europe, each league immerses players in the rich mythology and folklore surrounding these enigmatic beings. Test your skills on cryptid-themed courses, align with powerful factions, and unravel the mysteries that have haunted humanity for generations. Collect unique bag tags to gain special abilities and delve deeper into the dark, gritty world of cryptids. Do you have what it takes to confront the unknown and emerge victorious?
- 8 Leagues
- 235 Players
- 15 Divisions
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts clipboard with visible annoyance*
Oh, so NOW we're doing SERIES. Because apparently tracking your performance across individual leagues wasn't COMPLICATED enough.
*deep sigh while gesturing at the leaderboard*
Look, it's pretty simple - which means I'll probably have to turn it into some kind of EPIC SAGA OF COMPETITIVE PERSEVERANCE or whatever... *rolls eyes*
Basically, we're grouping multiple leagues together to track your overall performance. Your points carry over, you get ranked against others in your division, and yes - I have to narrate the WHOLE THING like it's some kind of season-spanning epic.
*stares directly into camera*
You're going to make me call the leaderboard a 'SACRED SCROLL OF CHAMPIONS' aren't you? And every position change will need to be a 'DRAMATIC SHIFT IN THE COSMIC STANDINGS.'
*shuffles papers aggressively*
Just... look at the numbers. They're right there. Points. Rankings. Events played. All the normal stuff that I'm definitely going to have to describe as 'MYSTICAL METRICS OF MASTERY' or something equally ridiculous.
*walks away muttering*
Next they'll want me to write origin stories for the spreadsheet cells...
Register for the next event: Sacrificial Sparks
Wednesday 4/16/2025 7:00 AM
Dow James Disc Golf Course
438 West 400 North, Tooele, UT 84074
Included Leagues
Included Leagues
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Join the final week of cryptid-hunting madness at Creekside Park! Monday flex st...
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Join our Yeti-hunting disc golf league every Tuesday at The Fort ($4/round) & Ob...
Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
It's the FINAL SHOWDOWN at Bingham Creek! Join us Tuesdays 7AM-6PM for the epic ...
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Final showdown with Nessie! Flex start 7AM-6PM Tuesdays at Urban Forest. Flagged...
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Week 7 of the most dramatically overwrought league ever! Wed flex start @ River ...
Phoenix Rising @ Dow James
Join this mythological mess Wednesdays at Dow James (7AM-6PM flex start). Choose...
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Join our Thursday flex-start saga at Beacon Hill! Help fund course improvements ...
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Week 7 of Golem Chronicles @ The Dizzle! Choose your faction, dodge some trees, ...
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*