Josh Newton
22.2%
win rate44.4%
cash rate9
events964.0
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Digital Shadow @ The Observatory
Series Bag Tags


Cryptid Series


Chain Reaction
Round History
Digital Shadow @ The Observatory Week 3: Rogue Routine
Tuesday, May 27, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 451 | 600 | 380 | 242 | 280 | 350 | 358 | 226 | 240 | 515 | 520 | 420 | 242 | 245 | 980 | 665 | 403 | 340 | 7457 |
Pool Avg | 4.13 | 4.47 | 3.20 | 2.67 | 2.97 | 3.33 | 3.50 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 4.03 | 4.37 | 4.67 | 2.87 | 3.43 | 5.73 | 4.47 | 3.27 | 3.70 | 66.31 |
Score | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 64 |
+/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
In the neon-drenched shadows of The Observatory 🌆, Josh Newton defied expectations with a personal best performance. Despite playing 83 points below their 981 rating 📊, they turned the tables with a masterful recovery on hole 2 and cracked the code of the notorious hole 12 🎯. Their four-hole hot streak 🔥 through the back nine proved there's still fight in this digital warrior, even as they settled into 6th place with a +1 finish. As I always say in my case files: "Sometimes the toughest victories come when we're debugging our own game."
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 8: Eternal Echoes
Tuesday, April 22, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.05 | 2.78 | 2.72 | 4.10 | 4.20 | 3.05 | 3.25 | 3.28 | 5.22 | 4.32 | 3.38 | 3.85 | 3.25 | 4.60 | 3.18 | 2.90 | 3.98 | 3.95 | 65.06 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 64 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
Josh Newton placed 6th at +1, navigating The Fort's tight tunnels with three deft birdies. A stumble on Hole 2 cost him the big pot, echoing the shadows of towering pines 🥏🌲. His 929 round fell 66 points shy of his 995 mark, yet the disc's arc seemed to whisper ancient Yeti secrets (As the great Yeti once said, 'The disc flies true, but the heart wanders').
His true flourish came on Hole 18: a birdie that snapped him out of a stumble, sealing his recovery with quiet triumph 🎯🚀. Though below his average, this rebound captures his spirit in Ogden's enchanted forest, reminding us every errant shot edges one closer to deeper enlightenment.
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 7: Shivering Summit
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.11 | 2.82 | 2.71 | 4.16 | 4.05 | 3.16 | 3.11 | 3.24 | 5.16 | 4.53 | 3.03 | 4.03 | 2.97 | 4.42 | 3.18 | 2.71 | 4.05 | 3.79 | 64.23 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 59 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Ah, what a fascinating dance through the mystical forests of The Fort today! Josh Newton carved out an impressive -4 round, securing 3rd place in MPO 🎯. Like a cryptic message written in disc flight patterns, his round was filled with dramatic shifts - briefly sharing the lead after hole 10 before the ancient tree spirits intervened. Six birdies illuminated his scorecard like celestial beacons ❄️, though a crucial bogey on hole 14 whispered away his chance at victory. Much like my encounter with the elusive Himalayan Snow Disc, Newton found himself just outside the money line - a reminder that in disc golf, as in cryptozoology, the finest margins often separate triumph from near-miss 🏔️.