Hey, you disc‑slinging adventurers! Welcome to Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort, proudly brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf—the nonprofit that’s totally not just funding my coffee habit. Ready to chase mythical beasts and tiny plastic saucers on Tuesdays?
The Fort Buenaventura
Championship‐level, tree‑eating monsters included.
The Observatory Park
26 holes of grass‑swallowing insanity.
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA40, MA2
Junior & Masters: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1–4
Schedule:
Mar 4, 18, 25 & Apr 1, 15, 22 @ The Fort
Mar 11, 25 & Apr 8 @ Observatory Park
Flex tee times 7 AM–6 PM—pick your poison.
Entry Fees: $5 weekly buy‑in. Optional: $10 prize fund, $3 ace pot, $2 super‐ace.
Disctracted sweetens the pot with a 10% boost on amateur winnings—bless their capitalist souls.
The Fort is a PAY TO PLAY COURSE. $4/round. Scan the QR code on the course map to pay.
Yes, I know—another fee. But those trees don’t fund themselves.
Bag tags? Oh, we’ve got Yeti tags like Frostbite Nomad and Avalanche Sentinel—collect them all to unlock your inner cryptid hunter.
Week 8’s “Eternal Echoes” awaits; no aces yet but plenty of epic bogeys.
Late joiners: you still have time to roll up looking confused. Come claim your destiny (and maybe a tree hug). See you Tuesdays!
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