
Jared Shimanek
25.0%
win rate62.5%
cash rate8
events878.9
ratingLeague Bag Tags




Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Valhalla @ Creekside
Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 5: Shimmering Shrines
Tuesday, April 1, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 345 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7422 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 2.88 | 2.94 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 4.19 | 3.16 | 3.53 | 3.03 | 5.31 | 4.31 | 3.31 | 3.97 | 3.12 | 4.19 | 3.50 | 2.59 | 4.00 | 3.88 | 65.15 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 74 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | +11 |
Round Summary
Ah, the enigmatic paths we tread in pursuit of excellence! 🗻 Jared Shimanek's journey through today's round at The Fort was like tracking an elusive creature through shifting terrain. After claiming an early lead that sparkled with promise, much like those mysterious disc-shaped lights I once glimpsed in the Himalayas, his round took an unexpected turn. 🥏 The defining moment came on hole 4, where, as if caught in an invisible mountain updraft, his score drifted above par and never quite found its way back down. A solitary birdie stood as the lone beacon in a challenging round that concluded at +11, while a particularly testing stretch through holes 13-15 seemed to mirror the labyrinthine passages of my favorite Nepalese cave systems. ❄️


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 4: Frozen Fears
Tuesday, March 25, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 375 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 666 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 565 | 379 | 242 | 7630 |
Target | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | short | |
Pool Avg | 2.82 | 3.08 | 2.76 | 5.37 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.92 | 3.74 | 3.39 | 2.63 | 3.32 | 2.71 | 4.29 | 2.89 | 3.18 | 3.08 | 2.82 | 2.79 | 2.61 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.92 | 70.19 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 73 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | +2 |
Round Summary
The thin air of competition at Frozen Fears tested Jared Shimanek's expedition skills as he navigated the +2 terrain of Week 4. Though his 877 round rating fell 6 points shy of his personal summit, our mountaineer displayed crucial resilience - most notably on Hole 15 where he carved a birdie from +1 rubble like an ice axe finding purchase. 🏔️ Under clear 67° skies that belied the event's chilling name, Jared twice reached the peak of 1st place before settling into a strong 3rd division hold. While the field average (-0.8) remained just beyond his grasp this week, these Fabled Footprints show Jared maintaining his basecamp position for the season's ascent. Remember, climbers: "The mountain respects not single missteps, but the strength to continue upward." ⛰️


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 2: Whispering Winds
Tuesday, March 11, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 289 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 607 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 505 | 379 | 242 | 7425 |
Target | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | Short | main | main | main | main | main | main | Short | main | main | |
Pool Avg | 2.92 | 3.17 | 2.92 | 5.75 | 3.25 | 2.83 | 3.06 | 3.64 | 3.11 | 2.86 | 3.08 | 2.58 | 4.22 | 2.61 | 3.11 | 3.31 | 2.81 | 3.03 | 2.78 | 3.58 | 3.08 | 2.89 | 70.59 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
Round Summary
Under the clear skies and whispering winds of the Fort, Jared Shimanek ascended to new heights in Week 2 of the Ascent of the Abominable league. With a -3 score, Jared not only tied his personal best but also showcased a 24-point rating differential, a testament to his growing prowess on the course. 🏔️ Climbing into 1st place twice during the round, Jared's performance mirrored the determination of a mountaineer scaling a treacherous peak. As the Yeti Chronicles continue, Jared's journey is one to watch, leaving Fabled Footprints in the snow of competition. 🌬️