
Jared Shimanek
30.0%
win rate70.0%
cash rate10
events884.0
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Valhalla @ Creekside
Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 8: Eternal Echoes
Tuesday, April 22, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.05 | 2.78 | 2.72 | 4.10 | 4.20 | 3.05 | 3.25 | 3.28 | 5.22 | 4.32 | 3.38 | 3.85 | 3.25 | 4.60 | 3.18 | 2.90 | 3.98 | 3.95 | 65.06 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 65 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | +2 |
Round Summary
Jared Shimanek battled The Fort’s legendary woodland tunnels to finish +2 and top the MA40 field, firing a 920-rated round—37 points above his 883 average 🔥🥏 Four birdies, including a daring drop-in on the daunting Par‑5 9, defined his pace and set the tone. 📈
After knotting the lead on Hole 3, he steadied his nerves amidst dappled sunlight and tumbling river whispers. His final putt proved that “the basket is but a mirror of the soul,” sealing victory like a cosmic whisper. 🚀🏆


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 6: Whiteout Watcher
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 375 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 666 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 565 | 379 | 416 | 7804 |
Target | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | long | |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 3.28 | 2.59 | 5.69 | 2.87 | 2.90 | 2.95 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.90 | 2.77 | 4.28 | 2.69 | 3.18 | 3.03 | 2.67 | 2.74 | 2.46 | 3.72 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 69.26 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 68 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
Round Summary
Ah, what a fascinating expedition for Jared Shimanek at The Observatory! 🥏 Like a seasoned mountaineer traversing unpredictable terrain, he navigated through early leadership positions and challenging setbacks. His round was marked by remarkable resilience - particularly evident in that impressive bounce-back birdie on hole 14 after a double-bogey stumble. As my old Sherpa guide would say, "The true path reveals itself in recovery."
Through the winding fairways, Jared demonstrated remarkable consistency, weaving together two notable hot streaks and collecting 10 birdies along his journey 🎯. His final position of 3rd place in MA40 with a -3 score tells only part of the tale - the round rating of 895 soared 12 points above his usual altitude, suggesting there might be a touch of that mysterious Himalayan energy at work. ⛰️


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 5: Shimmering Shrines
Tuesday, April 1, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 2.88 | 2.94 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 4.19 | 3.16 | 3.53 | 3.03 | 5.31 | 4.31 | 3.31 | 3.97 | 3.12 | 4.19 | 3.50 | 2.59 | 4.00 | 3.88 | 65.15 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 74 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | +11 |
Round Summary
Ah, the enigmatic paths we tread in pursuit of excellence! 🗻 Jared Shimanek's journey through today's round at The Fort was like tracking an elusive creature through shifting terrain. After claiming an early lead that sparkled with promise, much like those mysterious disc-shaped lights I once glimpsed in the Himalayas, his round took an unexpected turn. 🥏 The defining moment came on hole 4, where, as if caught in an invisible mountain updraft, his score drifted above par and never quite found its way back down. A solitary birdie stood as the lone beacon in a challenging round that concluded at +11, while a particularly testing stretch through holes 13-15 seemed to mirror the labyrinthine passages of my favorite Nepalese cave systems. ❄️


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

