Kenneth Oetker
66.3%
win rate74.7%
cash rate95
events962.4
ratingLeague Bag Tags

Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025




Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)
May 18 - Jun 29, 2025




Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025




Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025




Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025




Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025




Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025




Afterburn @ Art Dye
May 10 - Jun 28, 2025




Resonance @ Dragonfly
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025




Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025




First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course)
Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025




Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025




The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025




ElevateUT Altitude Series
Aug 07 - Oct 09, 2024




Bingham Creek Anniversary Series
Oct 19 - Dec 07, 2024




Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025




Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025




The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025




Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025




Winterfell @ Creekside
Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024




City Heat @ River Bottoms
May 08 - Jun 26, 2025




Steel Eagle @ Creekside
May 05 - Jun 23, 2025



Series Bag Tags

Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025




The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025




Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025



Round History
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms Week 8: Void Convergence
Wednesday, August 27, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.80 | 2.90 | 2.80 | 4.10 | 3.90 | 2.50 | 3.20 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 4.10 | 2.80 | 3.80 | 2.70 | 3.80 | 59.60 |
Score | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 58 |
+/β Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
Kenneth Oetker served up a perplexing tasting menu at River Bottoms π, tying for the lead after hole 1 before a bogey on hole 2 dropped him from contention entirely. Despite crafting 6 birdies in moderate winds π¨, Kenneth finished last in RPA, 33 points below his 962 rating. The contradiction between solid shot-making and disappointing placement presents with notes of unripened confidence β¨. I'm afraid this performance barely merits a single Entropy Star! π₯
First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course) Week 2: Death Spiral
Tuesday, August 26, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 544 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 476 | 645 | 606 | 8644 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | B | B | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.26 | 5.26 | 2.84 | 2.47 | 3.11 | 5.32 | 3.00 | 4.21 | 2.74 | 3.63 | 2.47 | 4.26 | 3.21 | 3.37 | 4.11 | 3.05 | 4.84 | 4.68 | 65.83 |
Score | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 62 |
+/β Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
What a wild ride for Kenneth Oetker in the Death Spiral! π’ Taking the lead after hole 7, Kenneth seemed poised for victory, but the Arena had other plans. A dramatic collapse dropped him from first to 6th place in the 5-player MPO field βοΈ. Despite carding 6 birdies, he struggled to his -1 finish, playing 19 points below his rating. Sometimes the gladiatorial tournament claims even the bravest bird warriors! π¦
Mirage Zone @ Creekside Week 8: Mirror Pulse
Monday, August 25, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 252 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5411 |
Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.63 | 2.73 | 3.03 | 3.33 | 3.47 | 2.83 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.77 | 2.93 | 2.60 | 4.00 | 3.40 | 2.67 | 3.23 | 3.27 | 56.39 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 47 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -8 |
AI Round Recap
Kenneth Oetker shattered reality with a 1001-rated performance, blazing 39 points above his rating in the Mirage Zone! π₯π Seizing a four-way tie for lead on hole 1, he unleashed 8 flawless birdies with zero bogeysβa reality-bending -8 that dominated the RPA field. ππ Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flawβit's strategy. Kenneth's arcane precision proved exactly that. π―β‘