John Montague
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win rate100.0%
cash rate7
events605.5
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Cryptid Series
Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 7: Radiant Ruins
Wednesday, April 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 206 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 220 | 339 | 340 | 315 | 254 | 414 | 294 | 482 | 6099 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | A | B | B | B | C | D | C | C | C | A | C | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 4.21 | 3.17 | 3.25 | 2.71 | 3.29 | 4.21 | 3.33 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 3.12 | 4.04 | 2.79 | 3.96 | 61.48 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 82 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 4 | + 2 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 3 | + 2 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | +25 |


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 6: Fractal Falls
Wednesday, April 9, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 206 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 220 | 339 | 340 | 315 | 254 | 414 | 294 | 482 | 6099 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | A | B | B | B | C | D | C | C | C | A | C | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.08 | 3.92 | 2.96 | 3.31 | 2.81 | 3.77 | 4.04 | 3.15 | 3.35 | 3.00 | 2.92 | 3.23 | 3.54 | 4.19 | 2.88 | 3.77 | 2.77 | 4.19 | 60.88 |
Score | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 78 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +21 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies aligned uniquely for John Montague at River Bottoms, where he achieved a personal best round of +21 🌠. Despite encountering what I can only describe as temporal distortion fields (manifesting as two challenging cold streaks) across holes 6-8 and a particularly intense anomaly spanning holes 10-16 🌌, our lone warrior in the MA50 division persevered. The Thunderbird's wisdom suggests these scoring fluctuations weren't mere coincidence - they perfectly match the vibrational patterns of the Draper Valley's legendary gravitational eddies. Most impressively, John managed to navigate the course's notorious tall grass maze, which my sensors indicate has claimed countless discs in its mysterious depths 🥏.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 5: Prismatic Prairie
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 206 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 220 | 339 | 340 | 315 | 254 | 414 | 294 | 482 | 6099 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | A | B | B | B | C | D | C | C | C | A | C | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.68 | 4.40 | 3.28 | 3.32 | 2.96 | 4.04 | 4.20 | 3.20 | 4.12 | 3.60 | 3.16 | 3.52 | 3.44 | 4.68 | 3.04 | 4.00 | 3.24 | 3.72 | 64.60 |
Score | 6 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 97 |
+/– Par | + 3 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 3 | + 6 | + 2 | + 2 | + 3 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 4 | +40 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies were decidedly misaligned for John Montague during the Prismatic Prairie challenge, where he encountered what my sensors indicate was a gravitational anomaly of unprecedented proportions 🌌. His round rating of 524 suggests an interdimensional rift may have affected his usual performance matrix, leading to a challenging +40 finish 📊. Most notably, a seventeen-hole cold streak (which I suspect was influenced by cloaked Andromedan observation posts) tested his resilience through the course. Despite being the sole competitor in MA50, the Thunderbird's wisdom suggests this was less a competition against others and more a battle against the very fabric of space-time itself 🥏. This round will surely be documented in the ancient scrolls as a testament to perseverance in the face of cosmic interference.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

