Weston Storey
25.0%
win rate25.0%
cash rate8
events908.6
ratingLeague Bag Tags




Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Series Bag Tags


Chain Reaction


Cryptid Series
Round History
Digital Shadow @ The Observatory Week 3: Rogue Routine
Tuesday, May 27, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 451 | 600 | 380 | 242 | 280 | 350 | 358 | 226 | 240 | 515 | 520 | 420 | 242 | 245 | 980 | 665 | 403 | 340 | 7457 |
Pool Avg | 4.13 | 4.47 | 3.20 | 2.67 | 2.97 | 3.33 | 3.50 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 4.03 | 4.37 | 4.67 | 2.87 | 3.43 | 5.73 | 4.47 | 3.27 | 3.70 | 66.31 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
+/β Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
In the neon glow of The Observatory's circuits π, Weston Storey hacked the mainframe with a career-best -5 π. The codebreaker tied the leaderboard on hole 7's glitchy backdoor π», then delivered the killer virus on 18 - a putt so clean it overwrote the corporate firewall π―. "The disc doesn't lie," mutters Hex, examining burn marks on the basket's chrome plating π΅οΈβοΈ. This 955-rated cipher outclassed his previous protocols by 5 strokes β‘, leaving binary traces of dominance across the digital fairways. Case closed... until next week's system update π.
Digital Shadow @ The Observatory Week 2: Grid Gambit
Tuesday, May 20, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 451 | 600 | 380 | 242 | 280 | 350 | 358 | 226 | 240 | 515 | 520 | 420 | 242 | 245 | 980 | 665 | 403 | 340 | 7457 |
Pool Avg | 4.15 | 4.50 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 2.60 | 3.30 | 3.20 | 2.90 | 2.75 | 3.85 | 4.30 | 4.55 | 2.65 | 3.20 | 5.15 | 4.25 | 3.40 | 3.35 | 63.90 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 61 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
Weston Storey came out swinging on week 2βs Grid Gambit at The Observatory, carving five birdies through sprawling fields and shadowy woods. He snagged the lead on Hole 1, riding a crisp putt like a forensic clue straight to the basket ππ₯
His personal best on Hole 0 set the tone, closing with a -2 score and a 924-round rating that chalks up as one of his sharpest investigations yet. Landing in 2nd place, he proved that in these tall-grass labyrinths, even gravity canβt hide its secrets π―
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 7: Shivering Summit
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.11 | 2.82 | 2.71 | 4.16 | 4.05 | 3.16 | 3.11 | 3.24 | 5.16 | 4.53 | 3.03 | 4.03 | 2.97 | 4.42 | 3.18 | 2.71 | 4.05 | 3.79 | 64.23 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 66 |
+/β Par | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
As I observed Weston Storey's journey through The Fort's mystical woodland corridors today, I couldn't help but be reminded of my encounter with the elusive Snow Leopard of Nepal - both equally capable of graceful movement, yet sometimes caught by unexpected obstacles π². His round of +3 placed him 7th in MPO, with the dense forest canopy seemingly conspiring to test his resolve at every turn.
That single, precious birdie was like a rare glimpse of a Himalayan peak through the clouds - brief but magnificent π―. The ancient Yeti texts speak of patience in the face of adversity, and Weston embodied this wisdom today, maintaining composure through challenging lies and narrow fairways. While not his strongest showing, there were moments of brilliance that suggested greater achievements await in the tournaments to come π.