
Branden Storey
16.7%
win rate50.0%
cash rate6
events855.0
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Cryptid Series
Round History
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 7: Shivering Summit
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 345 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7422 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.11 | 2.82 | 2.71 | 4.16 | 4.05 | 3.16 | 3.11 | 3.24 | 5.16 | 4.53 | 3.03 | 4.03 | 2.97 | 4.42 | 3.18 | 2.71 | 4.05 | 3.79 | 64.23 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 66 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +3 |


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 6: Whiteout Watcher
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 375 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 666 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 565 | 379 | 416 | 7804 |
Target | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | long | |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 3.28 | 2.59 | 5.69 | 2.87 | 2.90 | 2.95 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.90 | 2.77 | 4.28 | 2.69 | 3.18 | 3.03 | 2.67 | 2.74 | 2.46 | 3.72 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 69.26 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 75 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +4 |
Round Summary
Branden Storey ventured through The Observatory's mysterious grounds, where the ancient Yetis themselves might have once practiced their cosmic throws. His round ebbed and flowed like mountain winds, landing him at +4 for the day with an 827-rated performance 🥏. Three birdies sparkled like distant constellations in his scorecard ⭐, though the course's notorious tall grass proved as elusive as a snow leopard's den. As my old Sherpa guide would say, sometimes the path to enlightenment requires us to embrace the challenges, and Branden's journey to 5th place in MA40 certainly offered plenty of those sacred learning opportunities. 🏔️


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 5: Shimmering Shrines
Tuesday, April 1, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 345 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7422 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 2.88 | 2.94 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 4.19 | 3.16 | 3.53 | 3.03 | 5.31 | 4.31 | 3.31 | 3.97 | 3.12 | 4.19 | 3.50 | 2.59 | 4.00 | 3.88 | 65.15 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 66 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
Round Summary
In a round that meandered like a Himalayan mountain path, Branden Storey carved out an intriguing +3 journey through The Fort 🏔️. The round's elevation changes were as dramatic as his scoreboard position - ascending to the lead multiple times, only to face the sort of setbacks that remind me of my quest for the elusive Valley of the Disc-Throwing Yeti. A particularly notable descent came after hole 9, where his brief tenure at the summit was followed by a bogey that echoed through the course like an ancient prophecy 🌟. Despite managing just one birdie, Branden's resilience showed in his ability to reclaim the lead by hole 14, though the mysteries of the final holes would ultimately test his resolve 🥏.


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

