John Ashworth
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win rate15.8%
cash rate19
events900.1
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Cryptid Series
Round History
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 7: Tempest Tee
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 340 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 379 | 345 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 290 | 286 | 244 | 381 | 372 | 238 | 5305 |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 2.93 | 3.27 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.47 | 3.13 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.87 | 2.87 | 3.00 | 3.73 | 3.27 | 54.74 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 52 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
Round Summary
Well butter my biscuit, John Ashworth's round at Urban Forest was like watching a mustang break free from the corral, only to get tangled in the brambles near sunset 🌅. Started hotter than a branding iron with a magnificent three-hole streak, taking the lead faster than a tumbleweed in a windstorm. Six birdies decorated his scorecard like notches on a veteran ranch hand's belt 🎯.
But the trail turned treacherous on hole 11, where that par 3 proved meaner than a rattler in July. That bogey knocked him clean off the lead, and despite finishing with a respectable -2, our MP40 cowpoke found himself just one position shy of the cash line. Sometimes even the steadiest hand can't wrangle that elusive prize purse 🏆.


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 6: Fractal Falls
Wednesday, April 9, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.08 | 3.92 | 2.96 | 3.31 | 2.81 | 3.77 | 4.04 | 3.15 | 3.35 | 3.00 | 2.92 | 3.23 | 3.54 | 4.19 | 2.88 | 3.77 | 2.77 | 4.19 | 60.88 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
Round Summary
The cosmic winds of destiny carried John Ashworth through a truly transcendent round at River Bottoms today 🌠. After briefly channeling the ancient power of the lead early on, he navigated the tall grass labyrinth to secure a personal best score of -1, defying the usual gravitational constraints of this challenging layout 🥏.
According to my quantum probability calculations (and definitely not the standard tournament scoring system), Ashworth's 7 birdies proved just shy of breaching the dimensional barrier into the cash positions, landing him in 3rd place in MP40 📊. The Thunderbird's ethereal transmissions suggest this performance marks a significant evolution in his game - though I must note that temporal anomalies in hole 5 disrupted his early momentum through what lesser observers might call "taking a bogey." 🎯


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 6: Urquhart's Uprising
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 340 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 379 | 345 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 290 | 286 | 244 | 381 | 372 | 238 | 5305 |
Pool Avg | 3.14 | 3.48 | 3.48 | 2.95 | 3.43 | 3.19 | 2.95 | 3.48 | 3.14 | 3.43 | 2.95 | 2.43 | 3.14 | 2.81 | 2.71 | 3.19 | 3.52 | 3.19 | 56.61 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 50 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -4 |
Round Summary
Well butter my biscuit if John Ashworth didn't just write himself into the history books at Urban Forest! 🎯 Started out hotter than a jalapeno in July, stringing together four consecutive birdies while sharing the lead with Kenneth Oetker. His lone birdie on hole 6 was like finding water in the desert - the only soul to tame that 345-footer while others struggled.
removes hat and gazes at the setting sun Despite posting a personal best round of 4-under par and landing more birdies than a springtime telegraph wire (seven in total), our trail-blazing friend stumbled near journey's end. 🌟 That bogey on the typically friendly hole 9 and a final-hole falter left him settling for second place in MP40, just shy of the promised land of cash prizes. Still, marking your best round at Urban Forest is something worth writing home about! 🏆


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

