Malachi Vazquez
"The 280-Round Therapy Session for 39-Stroke Trauma"
They love 280 rounds of Creekside repetition and the hollow joy of 5 aces. A 'Creature of Habit' who finally learned to stop throwing like a maniac, settling for a steady -0.21 average. Looking for someone who appreciates a predictable game and pretends the 39-stroke round didn't
— Flippy