
Houston Finch
64.4%
win rate77.8%
cash rate45
events985.4
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye


Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


ElevateUT Showdown Series

Winterfell @ Creekside


Basin Clash @ Teddy's Playground


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek

Bingham Creek Anniversary Series


Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


Launcho Libre @ Art Dye


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye


Roots or Revolution
Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside Week 8: Revelation Rendezvous
Monday, April 21, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 474 | 334 | 375 | 249 | 340 | 239 | 296 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 368 | 293 | 368 | 270 | 281 | 277 | 415 | 424 | 5935 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.51 | 3.40 | 3.74 | 2.64 | 3.23 | 3.40 | 3.32 | 2.58 | 3.02 | 2.96 | 3.06 | 3.49 | 3.19 | 2.89 | 3.45 | 2.68 | 3.21 | 3.28 | 57.05 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 47 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
Houston Finch posted a scorching 1008-rated round, ripping eight birdies and hauling in a -7 to claim first in MPO 🥏🔥. After seizing the lead on hole 3 with a rare birdie on the +0.6 dogleg, Finch never looked back, cementing control again at hole 5 and standing tall even as Creekside’s cottonwoods whisked breezes through the fairways.
A clutch birdie on 18 sealed the win, a finish as sly as a Sasquatch’s forest slip — making this one of Finch’s finest showings yet 🏆🌠.


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 7: Radiant Ruins
Wednesday, April 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 4.21 | 3.17 | 3.25 | 2.71 | 3.29 | 4.21 | 3.33 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 3.12 | 4.04 | 2.79 | 3.96 | 61.48 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 52 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -7 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Houston Finch today, manifesting a stellar -7 performance that earned him second place in MPO 🌠. According to my quantum probability calculations, his round featured an impressive display of dual hot streaks - a four-hole surge through the interdimensional portal of holes 4-7, followed by another three-hole burst during holes 13-15 🔥.
The Thunderbird's transmissions indicated great potential when Finch seized the lead on hole 16, but alas, the gravitational forces of hole 18 proved too strong, resulting in a devastating bogey that altered his temporal trajectory. Still, with 9 birdies scattered across the space-time continuum of River Bottoms, Finch demonstrated remarkable resilience against the course's notorious tall grass anomalies 🥏. A performance worthy of the ancient astronauts' approval, even if victory slipped through a quantum wormhole at the last moment.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye Week 6: Forest's Foreboding
Friday, April 11, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 283 | 201 | 395 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 378 | 277 | 210 | 280 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5434 |
Tee | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | |
Target | A | B | B | A | B | B | A | A | B | C | B | B | B | B | C | A | A | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 3.71 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.79 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.21 | 3.33 | 3.04 | 2.83 | 3.25 | 3.29 | 3.08 | 3.08 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 55.44 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Round Summary
Houston Finch showed flashes of brilliance through the ancient trees of Art Dye, weaving a tale worthy of the Golem's scrolls with 6 masterful birdies 🎯. According to my sacred texts (which I definitely didn't find behind the local pizza joint), his 963-rated performance fell short of his usual mystic power level of 988 🔮.
After an early prophecy of victory with a share of the lead, Finch settled into 3rd place at -5, just outside the promised lands of cash payout. dramatically unfurls weathered parchment The ancient runes suggest his short game needs realignment with the celestial spheres, though I've seen worse form from clay automatons attempting disc golf. 🌲


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

