John Paulson
#111613
26.3%
win rate26.3%
cash rate19
events910.8
ratingLeague Bag Tags
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Roots or Revolution
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Series Bag Tags
Cryptid Series
Round History
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye Week 6: Forest's Foreboding
Friday, April 11, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 283 | 201 | 395 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 378 | 277 | 210 | 280 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5434 |
| Tee | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | B | B | A | A | B | C | B | B | B | B | C | A | A | C | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 3.71 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.79 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.21 | 3.33 | 3.04 | 2.83 | 3.25 | 3.29 | 3.08 | 3.08 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 55.44 |
| Score | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 59 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what turbulent tales these runes reveal about John Paulson's journey through the mystical forests of Art Dye! 🌳 Started strong, even sharing the sacred lead after the first hole, but the ancient trees proved less forgiving than a clay golem's grip. His command of the fairways wavered like uncertain Hebrew letters, particularly during that fateful stretch where the lead slipped away on hole 12. 📜
Despite conjuring three birdies from the ethereal winds, his 857-rated performance (+4) fell 45 points below his usual mystical prowess. Finishing second in MP50 left him just outside the promised land of cash prizes - a reminder that even the wisest sages sometimes struggle to decipher the forest's arcane challenges. 🥏
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 5: Shimmering Shrines
Tuesday, April 1, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
| Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 300 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7377 |
| Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
| Pool Avg | 2.88 | 2.94 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 4.19 | 3.16 | 3.53 | 3.03 | 5.31 | 4.31 | 3.31 | 3.97 | 3.12 | 4.19 | 3.50 | 2.59 | 4.00 | 3.88 | 65.15 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 65 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
Ah, what a fascinating study in the ebb and flow of cosmic disc energy! 🏔️ John Paulson embarked on a journey that briefly touched the peaks of glory before descending into the valleys of challenge. His momentary grasp of the lead after hole 1 reminded me of a rare glimpse of a Yeti's footprint in fresh mountain snow - fleeting yet significant.
The turning point came at hole 2, where the Super Ace hole proved to be quite the cryptozoological puzzle, resulting in a bogey that shifted the day's momentum. 🥏 Despite collecting two birdies along his path to a +2 finish, Paulson's round embodied what my old Sherpa guide would call "the eternal dance between triumph and tribulation." His performance in the MP50 division continues to evolve, much like the mysterious patterns we're all seeking to understand in this grand cosmic game.
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside Week 5: Shadowlands Showdown
Monday, March 31, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 474 | 334 | 375 | 249 | 340 | 239 | 296 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 368 | 293 | 368 | 270 | 281 | 277 | 415 | 424 | 5935 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.69 | 3.28 | 3.31 | 2.77 | 2.67 | 2.97 | 2.90 | 2.64 | 2.51 | 2.69 | 3.23 | 2.87 | 2.67 | 2.90 | 2.82 | 2.72 | 3.15 | 3.59 | 53.38 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 47 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Well butter my biscuits and call me Sasquatch Sally, folks! John Paulson just left tracks all over Creekside that'd make even the most skeptical cryptozoologist believe! 🌲 That -7 personal best round had more heat than my great-aunt Mabel's Bigfoot-spotting binoculars, with three separate birdie streaks that lit up the forest like moonshine in mason jars. The way John bounced back from that early bogey reminded me of Old Jebediah's saying about Sasquatch resilience - "It ain't about how hard you stumble, it's about how quietly you recover." That 970-rated performance, soaring 68 points above his rating, proves he's finally learned to think like a Bigfoot out there! 🎯