Simon Matteson
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


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Round History
Afterburn @ Art Dye Week 2: Scavenger Scramble
Friday, May 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 306 | 201 | 305 | 409 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 358 | 337 | 194 | 237 | 305 | 200 | 276 | 236 | 315 | 5141 |
Tee | Short | Short | |||||||||||||||||
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | C | C | A | A | A | C | A | B | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.89 | 3.81 | 3.11 | 2.67 | 3.26 | 3.74 | 3.11 | 3.15 | 3.48 | 3.30 | 3.41 | 2.89 | 3.33 | 3.19 | 3.26 | 3.22 | 3.59 | 3.44 | 58.85 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 57 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
Round Summary
At Art Dye’s scrappy Scavenger Scramble, Simon Matteson stormed through the woods, posting a +1 to finish second and vaulting his round rating to 881—51 points above his 830 average 📈. He grabbed a lone birdie and tied the lead through holes 1 and 3 in a shin-dig that felt like threading a disc through a sniper’s nest 🥏. A personal best on this layout hints at more firepower to come. Mind games? Maybe those trees really are plotting…


Afterburn @ Art Dye


Afterburn @ Art Dye
Afterburn @ Art Dye Week 1: Wasteland Warfare
Friday, May 9, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 306 | 201 | 305 | 409 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 358 | 337 | 194 | 237 | 305 | 200 | 276 | 236 | 315 | 5141 |
Tee | Short | Short | |||||||||||||||||
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | C | C | A | A | A | C | A | B | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.84 | 3.32 | 3.05 | 2.61 | 3.16 | 4.05 | 2.87 | 3.00 | 3.13 | 3.21 | 3.39 | 3.00 | 3.13 | 3.03 | 2.84 | 2.97 | 3.53 | 3.45 | 56.58 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 65 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +9 |
Round Summary
In Week 1 at Art Dye, Simon Matteson surged into the top 3 by hole 5 before winding up 5th at +9. His round opened with a new personal layout best of 9 and peaked on hole 13 with the only birdie in the Scavenger’s Syndicate amid the tight woods 🔥🥏
Despite a chill over holes 14–17, his 826 rating sits just below his 830 mark—redemption awaits. In the wasteland, every throw is a battle for survival! 🚀📊


Afterburn @ Art Dye
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 2: Kelburn's Keep
Tuesday, March 11, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 341 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 486 | 441 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 330 | 340 | 244 | 344 | 285 | 238 | 5479 |
Pool Avg | 3.39 | 3.50 | 4.03 | 3.28 | 3.92 | 3.75 | 3.19 | 3.67 | 3.19 | 3.42 | 3.11 | 2.89 | 3.25 | 3.31 | 3.08 | 3.22 | 3.61 | 3.81 | 61.62 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 64 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +9 |
Round Summary
The waters of fate proved turbulent for Simon Matteson at Kelburn's Keep, laddie. His journey began with promise – briefly claiming the misty heights of first place at hole 4 with a resilient bounce-back birdie. But the ancient spirits of the course demanded their tribute, pulling him down to +9, a full 32 points below his rating. 🌊
Like many who've sought the secrets of the deep, Simon showed flashes of courage with another bounce-back birdie at the 12th, but alas, the currents proved too strong. The loch remembers those who face adversity with dignity, even when they finish 6th. Some treasures remain hidden until one is truly ready to claim them.