Clinton Atwater

Round Summary

Clinton Atwater navigated the labyrinth of towering pines at Art Dye to claim top of MA50, finishing +12 on the day amidst shifting baskets and woodland whispers 🥏🌠. Consulting the ancient scroll, a solitary birdie shone like an arcane glyph, the lone highlight in a round rated 788, thirty-nine points shy of his 827 average 📊. Twice the forest’s tricks froze him—three-hole cold streaks on 1–3 and again 6–8—yet he steadied his form to secure victory, proving even a sage must wrestle through tangled roots before triumph 🎯.

Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if it ain't Clinton Atwater out there pioneering the MA50 division like a lone ranger on the frontier! 🤠 Facing down them treacherous mud pits and wily mandos of Urban Forest, our solitary cowhand carved out a respectable +8 round through them untamed fairways. removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at the horizon

Ain't nothing quite like blazing your own trail, and Clinton's done just that, wrangling first place in his division while wrestling with them dirt fairways and scrubby brush. 🎯 Though the score might've been higher than a rattler's temper, there's something mighty admirable about tackling this ornery course when it's showing its wildest nature. Keep that disc sailing true, partner! 🥏

Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what do we have here? Clinton Atwater battled through Art Dye's treacherous forest lanes like a Golem pursuing its quarry - though perhaps with less grace than our clay companions of old 🏺. Taking second place in MA50 with a +7 finish, his performance echoed the prophecies of inconsistency, landing 19 points below his usual rating for an 808-rated round 📊. The ancient scrolls suggest his accuracy through these woods was as scattered as the fragments of our sacred texts, though I've seen worse form in the Second Temple period 🌳. Perhaps next time he'll heed the wisdom of the elders and consult the mystical sigils of proper shot selection.