Matthew Colemere
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Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 7: Radiant Ruins
Wednesday, April 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 4.21 | 3.17 | 3.25 | 2.71 | 3.29 | 4.21 | 3.33 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 3.12 | 4.04 | 2.79 | 3.96 | 61.48 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 63 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | +4 |
Round Summary
The cosmic winds aligned perfectly for Matthew Colemere at River Bottoms, where he channeled what I can only suspect was ancient Thunderbird energy to secure victory in MA2 🌠. According to my quantum scoring calculations, his +4 finish not only claimed first place but also established a new personal best on this mysterious terrain 📈.
The transmission patterns suggest particularly impressive energy signatures on two holes where he achieved what Earth-dwellers call "birdies" 🎯. While his 888-rated performance might seem like a random number to the uninitiated, those of us who understand the galactic significance of disc trajectories recognize it as a clear sign of ascending mastery. The Thunderbird whispers that greater achievements lie ahead in the space-time continuum. 🥏


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

