Fernando Cortez

Round Summary

Fernando Cortez battled through Art Dye’s tangled fairways, finishing +4 in eighth place despite a lone birdie that briefly lit a spark 📉🥏. A miscue on the Super Ace hole felt like the Golem’s clay fist swatting his disc at the last moment, denying that big break.

His 909 round sits 29 points below his 938 rating—a blunt reminder that even sages must consult the ancient scrolls of proper putting technique! 🎯

Round Summary

pulls out ancient scroll and squints Ah yes, the prophecies speak of Fernando Cortez's journey through Art Dye's wooded labyrinth. Despite achieving a personal best for the course 📈, our challenger struggled to harness the mystical energies, finishing +4 and landing in 8th place among the nine disciples of MPO. The sacred texts show only one birdie manifesting during his pilgrimage 🥏, suggesting the ancient tree spirits were particularly mischievous. Though rated 938, today's performance channeled a more modest 905 rating - perhaps the result of consulting knockoff scrolls instead of genuine Golem wisdom. 🗿

Round Summary

By the hammer of Mjölnir! ⚡️ Fernando Cortez weathered the cool, clear skies of Valhalla Victorious with the resilience of a true warrior. "In the crucible of competition," he bounced back from a +2 stumble on hole 4 with a thunderous birdie, then surged into 3rd place by hole 7. Though the icy winds of adversity blew, Fernando finished strong with a 2-under streak on holes 13-14, securing a T4 finish with a 936 round rating—4 points above his 932 mark. Skål! 🍻 A tale worthy of the sagas, indeed! ⚔️