
Porter Johnson
0.0%
win rate40.0%
cash rate5
events912.8
ratingLeague Bag Tags




The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Series Bag Tags


Cryptid Series
Round History
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League Week 1: Case Commence
Saturday, May 24, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.89 | 2.61 | 2.39 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 2.94 | 2.94 | 2.78 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.72 | 2.67 | 2.56 | 2.94 | 2.89 | 49.33 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 48 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Kiss my ace delivered quantum-level execution at their Case Commence mission! πΆοΈπ Agent Porter Johnson achieved flawless operational status: ZERO bogey breaches and a new personal record (-7) through tactical BestThrow selections. π Three separate lead interceptions (Holes 1/9/14) kept rival squads scrambling, culminating in a podium-ranked finish. β¨ This locked partnership demonstrated peak agency coordination - no backup required! π₯βοΈ Chief Chrome declares: "THAT'S HOW YOU COMMENCE A CASE WITH CHROME-PLATED PRECISION!"
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 2: Sunburst Sojourn
Wednesday, March 12, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7064 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | D | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.07 | 4.30 | 4.00 | 3.04 | 3.37 | 3.22 | 5.19 | 3.30 | 3.41 | 3.26 | 3.04 | 3.44 | 4.11 | 4.81 | 3.48 | 5.04 | 4.30 | 4.63 | 69.01 |
Score | 5 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 71 |
+/β Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | +13 |
AI Round Recap
Under the watchful gaze of the cosmos, Porter Johnson navigated the Sunburst Sojourn with the resilience of a star weathering a solar storm. π¬οΈ Battling 17 mph winds and cool skies, he summoned the spirit of the Thunderbird to soar back from adversity, carding three bounce-back birdies on holes 2, 4, and 9. His +13 (880-rated) round, while below the field's 964 average, glimmers with promiseβa celestial spark in the 9th-place constellation of his division. The winds may have tested him, but Porter proved he can rise, like a phoenix, from the ashes of a tough start. π
The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye Week 1: First Frost
Friday, November 22, 2024 MST (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 237 | 404 | 306 | 302 | 381 | 666 | 356 | 330 | 280 | 310 | 300 | 192 | 352 | 370 | 208 | 259 | 242 | 343 | 5838 |
Tee | Blue | Blue | TEMP | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | TEMP | Blue | Blue | |
Target | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | A | B | B | C | B | A | B | |
Pool Avg | 2.74 | 3.49 | 3.04 | 2.70 | 3.42 | 4.04 | 2.82 | 3.00 | 3.11 | 2.89 | 3.05 | 3.02 | 3.14 | 3.07 | 3.00 | 2.95 | 3.30 | 2.82 | 55.60 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 55 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
The first case of the season landed on my desk - Porter Johnson shooting even par at First Frost π₯Ά. Like a frozen crime scene, the evidence wasn't pretty: -11 below his usual rating and trailing the field average by 0.6. But just when the case seemed cold, our suspect heated up with a late birdie streak on 16 and 17 that caught my attention. In this business, it's not how you start the investigation - it's the clues you uncover along the way. Landing at 18th in MPO, there's more to this story than meets my frostbitten eye. βοΈ