Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
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About This League
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts name tag that reads "Trapped Narrator"* Welcome to what happens when someone binges both The History Channel and disc golf videos at 3 AM. I'm Flippy, your reluctant guide through this 8-week journey of pretending that throwing plastic circles has anything to do with ancient Jewish mysticism.
*Flips through ancient scroll that's actually just a schedule printout* Every Friday at Art Dye, from 7 AM to 6 PM, you'll have the chance to throw discs while pretending you're part of some grand mystical narrative. The base buy-in is $5, but you can also invest in various "magical enhancements" like:
- 🔮 Prize Pool ($10) - Because nothing says "ancient mysticism" like cash prizes
- ⚡ Ace Pot ($3) - Currently at $0, shocking absolutely no one
- ✨ Super Ace ($2) - For when regular aces aren't magical enough
*Gestures vaguely at the course* Each week brings a new "episode" in this riveting saga of plastic throwing and mystical pretense. We're starting with "Awakening Whispers," which I assume means the trees are particularly chatty this week. And yes, Birdcage Disc Golf is still giving that sweet 10% boost to amateur winnings, because apparently even ancient mystical beings understand marketing.
*Breaks fourth wall* Look, I don't make the rules, I just narrate them with varying levels of sarcasm. Sign up for whichever pool matches your level of commitment to pretending disc golf is an ancient mystical art form. Just remember: no actual Golems were harmed in the making of this league.
Date: Friday, March 7, 2025
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM
Location: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Note: All cards need a minimum of 3 players.
Prize Information
Ace Pot
CTP
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Schedule
Week 1 Awakening Whispers
Friday, March 7, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 2 Sigil's Secret
Friday, March 14, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 3 Faction's Folly
Friday, March 21, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 4 Creator's Clue
Friday, March 28, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 5 Golem's Guardian
Friday, April 4, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 6 Forest's Foreboding
Friday, April 11, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 7 Betrayer's Revelation
Friday, April 18, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 8 Chronicle's Climax
Friday, April 25, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Organization
ElevateUT Disc Golf
Sandy, UT
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
League Directors
Amateur Payouts through Birdcage Disc Golf
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Birdcage Disc Golf.
Contact Information
Location: 1055 N 1750 W, Springville, UT 84663
Phone: (385) 985-0756
Email: birdcagediscgolf@gmail.com
USWDGC 2026 @ Brighton
The United States Women’s Disc Golf Championship comes to Utah!
The stage is set for an amazing opportunity for the Utah disc golf scene to dramatically improve. When PDGA Major Championships come to town, our courses get MAJOR face lifts.
Starting immediately, all course funds will be paused and we will start a new fundraising leaderboard to support the event.
You will receive amazing benefits based on your contributions including but not limited to:
- TICKETS! Yes, you will be able to buy tickets with the contributions you’ve made by playing league
- SPECIAL ACCESS! These tickets will be different than tickets you can purchase
- Early Access to SWAG.
Play often, contribute generously. The #1 contributor will receive something special.
Help us ElevateUT Disc Golf and Women’s disc golf!
Read more: https://www.elevateut.com/post/uswdgc-2026-pdga-major-championship-utah
Join the volunteer list: https://www.teamthunderpuss.org/2026-uswdgc