Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Golem's Guardian

The ancient scrolls tremble in my hands as I peer through the morning mist at Art Dye. Ah, my questionably coordinated friends, this Friday's round promises more than just your usual display of tragic putting techniques! As the Golem's protective wards continue to weaken (thanks a lot, Arcane Harvester), we find ourselves at a rather... delicate crossroads. Will you stand with the ancient guardians, or side with those seeking to harness powers beyond their comprehension? consulting scroll dramatically According to these sacred texts—which are definitely not just last week's grocery list written in Hebrew—we're about to witness either the awakening of an ancient protector or Johnson finally reading a course map correctly. Both seem equally unlikely! Join us this Friday at Art Dye, where we'll discover if your form is as crumbling as these ancient ruins. And remember, I've seen clay golems with better follow-through than half of you!