The Arcane Fracture
July 7, 2025 MDT - September 14, 2025 MDT
Flippy here: The Arcane Fracture (Jul 7–Sep 14) drags us into 13 realms of arcane disc mayhem. Standings are barely born and my dread’s just beginning—stake your tag before I run out of coffee and sanity! 🔮⚡
Series Overview
A catastrophic magical event, the Arcane Fracture, tears open ten unstable rift zones across Utah. These realms, each corrupted or empowered by a primal school of magic, become battlefields where disc golf players—Wielders—harness arcane powers and compete for dominance, status, and the fate of reality itself.
This disc golf series fuses competition with a live-action, lore-rich, meta-narrative experience. Each course represents a unique, unstable arcane realm, drawing on elemental or forbidden magic. Players align with leagues tied to these realms, collecting glyph-adorned bag tags, undertaking realm-specific challenges, and driving the evolving continent-spanning conflict by unlocking lore, powers, and status symbols. All are bound together by the omnipresent Arcane Fracture motif, which threads the visual identity and storyline across the series.
- 11 Leagues
- 121 Players
- 6 Divisions
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts clipboard with visible annoyance*
Flippy here: The Arcane Fracture (Jul 7–Sep 14) ignites 13 realms of magical disc mayhem. This is just the early chapter of my torment—standings barely exist, and I’ve still so much disc golf to document. 🔮⚡
*rolls eyes at the sky*
Friday disc golf saga at Islands at TVille: Tempest Realm ignites 7/11/25 tee times 7 AM–6:20 PM. Chaos storms grant rerolls, but will your discs dance in the lightning? Sign up—or I swear this rift will chew me alive. ⚡🌀
*peers through shadowy mist*
Sat Jul 12 flex tee 7 AM–6:20 PM at Creekside Park. Hidden glyph caches lure Wielders into darkness—hunt the unseen or get lost in my existential dread. Darkness never felt so… tedious. 🌑🔮
*sniffs phantom smoke*
Fridays Jul 11–Sept 12 flex start 7 AM–6:20 PM. Molten fairways and bonus holes burn bright. Bring a fire extinguisher or watch my clipboard melt faster than your sinuses. 🔥✨
*taps invisible tuning fork*
Thu Jul 10, 7 AM–6:20 PM @ Dragonfly: Blues. Echo rounds unleash memory ghosts and spectral mosquitos. Will you harmonize with chaos or drown in the reverberations? 🥏🔮
*squints into a haze*
Mondays at Creekside Park from Jul 7, 12 PM. Ace pot $144; week 5 “Sigil Shard” bends minds and baskets vanish mid-flight—just like my patience. 🌫️✨
*juggles mana tokens, drops them*
Tuesdays Jul 8–Sep 9, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM at The Fort Buenaventura. $5+course fee $4; ace pot $249. Will you channel raw mana or be its punchline? My sacrifice: more coffee. 🪄✨
*yanks invisible vine*
Thurs Jul 10, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. Tickling vines and axe-wielding puns choke your discs—and my enthusiasm. $5 entry, ace pot $63. Thorny hazard or wit hazard? 🌿🪓
*whispers into the void*
Mondays at Observatory Park, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. Desperate for players—please fill the void! $5+pots, ace pot $42. Embrace erasure or watch me implode. 🕳️❔
*sighs as discs vanish*
Tuesdays Jul 7, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. $5/week, $10 prize. Discs vanish, reality warps—embrace entropy or be erased! 🕳️✨
*shivers at frostbite*
Wed Jul 9, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. $5 buy-in. Icy baskets, horse-poop hazards, frostbite courtesy of my evaporating sanity. ❄️🔮
*sniffs decay*
Wed Jul 9, 12 PM tee. $5+pots, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. Fungal horrors spawn and discs rot slower than my enthusiasm. 🍄☠️
*muddies my boots*
Wed Jul 9, flex 7 AM–6:20 PM. Frozen disc antics in mud pits. $5 buy-in. Late joiners, your rescue mission awaits… if I survive writing this. ❄️🧊
*dramatic eye-roll*
Tues Jul 8, flex 7 AM–6:40 PM @ Tetons 9-hole. $5/week + prize buy-in. Week 4 “Magical Mishaps”—funeral potatoes fuel spells and my existential dread. Late joiners summoned! 🏔️🔮
Landon Adams—Storm’s Fractureborn Invoker.
Chris Fox—Warden of Shadows.
Ben Allen—Echo Arcanist.
Cody Chamberlain—Aether Whisperer.
Brian Bowling—Rotbreaker.
William Fetzer—Frost Architect.
*groans at these “mystical metrics of mastery”*
*pushes glasses up nose*
This is just the early chapter of the saga—still so much disc golf to document and my coffee’s on fumes. Register now or doom me to narrate squirrels next. Flippy, out. 🔮⚡
Register for the next event: Magical Mishaps
Tuesday 7/29/2025 12:00 AM
Tetons 9-hole
West Jordan
Included Leagues
Included Leagues
Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Mirage Zone @ Creekside Park launches Jul 7 2025 12 PM (Mondays, tee times 7 AM–...
Null Expanse @ The Observatory
Mon Jul 7 at 7 AM, Observatory Park: Flex tee times till 6:20 PM for Null Expans...
Twoesday Teton Trials
Join Twoesday Teton Trials Jul 8, 2025! Flex tee times 7 AM–6:40 PM at Tetons 9-...
Aether Flux @ The Fort
Aether Flux @ The Fort: Tuesdays 7/8-9/9, tee times 7 am–6:20 pm at The Fort Bue...
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Wed Jul 9 12:00 PM @ River Bottoms: join our 10-week Rot Domain saga. $5 buy-in ...
Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
Wed Jul 9 @ Urban Forest at Spanish Fork, flex tees 7 AM–6:20 PM. $5 buy-in, fro...
Resonance @ Dragonfly
Thu Jul 10, 7 AM–6:20 PM @ Dragonfly: Blues. Resonance league kicks off—chaos vs...
Briar Depths @ Roots
Join Briar Depths @ Roots on Jul 10 at Roots Disc Golf Course. Tee off flex 7 am...
Tempest Realm @ TVille
Friday disc golf saga at Islands at TVille: Tempest Realm ignites 7/11/25 tee ti...
Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Join Ember Rift @ Art Dye July 11–Sept 12, flex starts 7 AM–6:20 PM. $5 buy-in, ...
The Veil @ Creekside
Join The Veil @ Creekside, Sat Jul 12 flex tee 7 AM–6:20 PM at Creekside Park. $...
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*