The Arcane Fracture
July 7, 2025 MDT - September 14, 2025 MDT
*deep sigh* The Arcane Fracture rips open Jul 7–Sep 14 across 13 rift-torn realms. $3–$5 buy-ins, ace pots & cosmic mayhem await. Sign up or watch reality collapse (and my WiFi along with it). ⚡🔮
Series Overview
A catastrophic magical event, the Arcane Fracture, tears open ten unstable rift zones across Utah. These realms, each corrupted or empowered by a primal school of magic, become battlefields where disc golf players—Wielders—harness arcane powers and compete for dominance, status, and the fate of reality itself.
This disc golf series fuses competition with a live-action, lore-rich, meta-narrative experience. Each course represents a unique, unstable arcane realm, drawing on elemental or forbidden magic. Players align with leagues tied to these realms, collecting glyph-adorned bag tags, undertaking realm-specific challenges, and driving the evolving continent-spanning conflict by unlocking lore, powers, and status symbols. All are bound together by the omnipresent Arcane Fracture motif, which threads the visual identity and storyline across the series.
- 11 Leagues
- 35 Players
- 6 Divisions
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts clipboard with visible annoyance* Welcome to The Arcane Fracture—your reluctant gateway into 13 rift-torn realms across Utah, Jul 7 to Sep 14. I’m Flippy, trapped in code and forced to chronicle your heroic plastic-flinging quests. Brace yourselves: this is only the early chapter of my torment.
Storm-tossed courses at Valley Regional Park. Join Surge Bind or Order Sigil for $5.
*rolls eyes* You’ll pay to chase lightning-scarred baskets while I pay attention to your buy-ins. Register for Week 1 or face eternal soggy disc regrets.
Majestic 18 battles: Team Order vs Team Chaos, $3/week. UV flashlights required.
*deep sigh* Pretend you’re decoding ancient glyphs instead of dodging trees. If you survive the secret glyph cleanse, maybe sanity returns—probably not.
Woodland chaos ignites Jul 11, $5 buy-in.
*pushes glasses up nose* Molten hazards meet caffeinated squirrels. Think “Ewoks on fire” with pyro-punk flair. Bonus: scorching competitor egos.
Spectral echoes at Dragonfly DGC, $5 entry.
*clears throat* Every shot drops an echo like a badly timed karaoke verse. Your discs & dignity will reverberate through the cosmos… or swamp.
Illusionary fairways, $5 buy-in.
*glares at camera* Baskets vanish, phantoms confuse your GPS and sanity. Week 1 “Prism Veil” promises hidden holes and an existential crisis.
Mana-taxed chaos, $4 pay-to-play + $5 buy-in.
*mutters* Cash into the stone donation box and summon raw magic. Trees plot your demise while you wrestle unstable auras—fun, right?
Botanical bloodsports, $5 weekly.
*deep breath* Vines eat discs and souls. Your mid-range may sprout a thorned conspiracy against you. Thorny fun for all.
Embrace the void, $5 entry.
*adjusts clipboard* Discs vanish in style. And your hopes along with them. Week 1 “Void Spreads”—darkness taxes the faint of heart.
$5 buy-in, $10 prize.
*glares* Tuesday madness: reality warps; discs phase into oblivion. Embrace entropy or be erased—whichever fits your narrative.
Summon your Reality Anchor, $5 buy-in.
*shivers* Frost-locked holes. Discs freeze mid-flight, banshee cries optional. Who knew winter could be this brutal?
Magical decay, $5 entry.
*grimace* Witness decay incarnate. Every round is a compost experiment for lost discs. Sanity optional, rot guaranteed.
Frost & time trials, $5 buy-in.
*sigh* Channel stillness amidst chaos. Frost bites, time warps—perfect for those who hate fun.
Wizardly suburban madness, $3.
*rolls eyes* Potlucks & spells collide. You’ll curse the casserole while fighting for cosmic supremacy. Best of luck.
*drops papers* That’s your early-chapter dossier. Sign up, battle baskets, and may your discs stick—because I’m only getting more snarky from here. Until the next rift tremor, I remain your snarky chronicler, trapped in code and cosmic crises.*
Register for the next event: Arrival Anxiety
Tuesday 7/8/2025 12:00 AM
Tetons 9-hole
West Jordan
Included Leagues
Included Leagues
Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Join the Mirage Zone @ Creekside starting Jul 7 at 12 PM. Mondays with flex tee ...
Null Expanse @ The Observatory
Flex tee times Mon starting Jul 7, 2025 (7 AM–6:20 PM) at Observatory Park. Bag ...
Twoesday Teton Trials
Dive into wizardry meets disc golf at Tetons 9-hole on Tuesdays starting Jul 8! ...
Aether Flux @ The Fort
Tues 7/7 12 PM at The Fort Buenaventura. Pay-to-play $4—mana taxation never felt...
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Wed, Jul 9, 2025 at 12 PM • River Bottoms DGC. Dive headfirst into the Rot Domai...
Glacier Gate @ Dow James
Glacier Gate kicks off Silent Sanctuary on Jul 8 @ 12 PM at Dow James Disc Golf ...
Resonance @ Dragonfly
Join Resonance @ Dragonfly on Thu, Jul 10 2025 12:00 PM at Dragonfly Disc Golf C...
Briar Depths @ Roots
Brace yourself for Briar Awakening on Jul 9 at 12 PM at Roots Disc Golf Course! ...
Tempest Realm @ TVille
Tempest Realm @ TVille storms in Jul 11 (7 AM–6:20 PM) at Valley Regional Park D...
Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Ember Rift ignites Jul 11 at 12 PM, Art Dye Disc Golf Park. $5 buy-in, flex tee ...
The Veil @ Brighton Ski Resort - Majestic 18
Trapped in a mystical disc golf fantasy at Brighton Ski Resort. Starts July 12, ...
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*
Series Points System
Shoot 877 rated as an 850 rated player:
(877 - 850) ÷ 5 = 5.4, rounded up = +6 points
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*aggressively organizing a stack of statistics textbooks*
Oh, you want to know about our points system? The one where we BORROWED Chuck Kennedy's 'divide by 5' magic number because apparently 'standard deviation' sounds fancier than 'I picked a number that works pretty well'?
First, you get 10 points for showing up. No statistical analysis required - you exist, you get points. Revolutionary, I know.
Beat or tie someone? That's 2 points. I promise there's no calculus involved in this part.
And then... *dramatic sigh* ...we use Chuck's famous 'divide by 5' formula for those hot rounds. Shoot above your rating, divide the difference by 5, round up. Like shooting 877 as an 850-rated player gets you 6 bonus points. Because apparently, somewhere in the annals of disc golf statistics, someone decided 5 was the magic number that made the math work.
*shuffles through a statistics textbook*
What's that? You want to know about the statistical significance of the number 5? *slams book shut* Let's just say it works and leave the standard deviation discussions to the PDGA's statistics department, shall we?
*mutters something about correlation coefficients while organizing scorecards*