
Twoesday Teton Trials

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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Magical Mundane Details
Every Tuesday from 7:00 AM to 6:40 PM, choose your own card flex start because apparently even wizards need scheduling flexibility in suburban Utah. We're currently in Week 7 of our 10-week semester, deep in the "Hybrid Harmony" phase where students have discovered that casserole magic is actually a thing.
And here's the kicker - players will play the Tetons course twice, looping the 9-hole layout. Because why experience variety when you can just... do it again? It's called "Two Time Tetons" and yes, that's as repetitive as it sounds.
The Academic Divisions
Tetonic Arcanists (RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE) - The advanced students who've mastered both disc golf and the pronunciation of "Tooele."
Potluck Practitioners (RAF, RAG) - Everyone else, still learning that green Jello with suspended fruit isn't just food, it's a lifestyle.
The Financial Commitment to Madness
- Weekly buy-in: $5 (the price of sanity)
- Optional prize money: $10 (for those feeling lucky)
- Ace pot: $3 (currently $15 after Shane Schmidt's heroics)
- Super ace: $2 (because regular aces are for muggles)
Recent Academy News
Last week's "Crisis Collaboration" saw Shane Schmidt nail an ace and claim the $15 ace pot, proving that sometimes the magic works exactly as intended. Meanwhile, students and local ward members joined forces, discovering that prayer circles and potluck magic are surprisingly compatible with disc golf.
Your Gracious Hosts
ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) dedicated to growing disc golf through "increasing quantity and quality of venues." They've certainly mastered the quantity part - one course, played twice! Their mission of elevation pairs perfectly with our theme of international students being elevated to new levels of cultural confusion.
Look, I don't know how I ended up narrating wizards learning to navigate Walmart on Sundays (spoiler: everything's closed), but here we are. The semester ends September 9th, and honestly? I'm curious to see if these students graduate with degrees in Suburban Magical Studies or just really strong opinions about fry sauce.

Date: 8/19/2025 12:00 AM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:40 PM MDT
Location: Tetons 9-hole
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Schedule
Week 1: Arrival Anxiety
Jul 8, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Custom Confusion
Jul 15, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Local Lessons
Jul 22, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Magical Mishaps
Jul 29, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Cultural Convergence
Aug 5, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: Crisis Collaboration
Aug 12, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: Hybrid Harmony
Aug 19, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Power Potluck
Aug 26, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Unity Unleashed
Sep 2, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 10: Graduation Gala
Sep 9, 2025Course: Tetons 9-hole

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ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
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Amateur Payouts through The Sports Connection
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at The Sports Connection.
Contact Information
Location: Herriman, UT
Phone: (385) 770-6829
Email: sportsconnectionutah@gmail.com