Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Week 1: The Clicking Clock
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
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January 15, 2025
Victorious Faction
The Runed Pistons
A faction of engineers who believe the raw power of steam-driven pistons fueled by arcane runes is the future of TVille. They seek the Clockwork Dragon, thinking it is the key to fully exploiting the realm's magical potential.
Faction Leader
Dag Coalfire
Dag is a brilliant runesmith who has developed new ways to convert magical energy into mechanical force. He believes harnessing the Clockwork Dragon's power will allow TVille to transcend its limits.
Members
6Divisions
FA40
MA4
FA1
FA2
FA3
FA4
MA50
MA60
This faction emerged victorious in Week 1, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.
Performance (50%)
Achievements (30%)
Community (20%)
Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.
Mary Tanner #137179
Performance:
+102
Featured Champion
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Mary Tanner
Runic Forgeheart
Runic Forgeheart
Wielding the power of Runic Forgeheart (#6), Mary demonstrated exceptional skill by playing +102 points above their rating in this epic clash.
The Clicking Clock
Story by
Eliza Wintergear
Master Clockmaker and Keeper of the Great Clock
The gears of the Great Clock ground together, their usual precise ticking replaced by a discordant clanging. Eliza Wintergear frowned as she listened, her trained ear detecting subtle irregularities in the ancient machine's rhythm. Something was wrong in TVille, and she suspected she knew the source.
Across town, in a workshop thrumming with barely contained energy, Dag Coalfire grinned as he beheld his latest creation. The Runic Forgeheart pulsed with arcane power, its teal runes casting an eerie glow across the room.
"Magnificent, isn't it?" he asked his protégé, Mary Tanner. "With this, we'll unlock secrets Eliza and her traditionalist cronies can only dream of."
Mary nodded, but a flicker of doubt crossed her face as she watched the Forgeheart's erratic pulsing. "Are you sure it's stable? The patterns look...off."
Dag waved away her concerns. "It's just not used to its own power yet. Our victory today proved the potential of my designs. It's time to push further."
He activated a massive runic disc launcher, its gears whirring to life as it drew energy from the Forgeheart. The machine shuddered, then belched out a crackling disc wreathed in arcane energy. It shot across the workshop, leaving a trail of glowing runes in its wake before embedding itself in the far wall.
Dag laughed in triumph, but Mary's unease grew. The disc's flight had been erratic, its power fluctuating wildly. She glanced at her own bag tag, a miniature replica of the Forgeheart. It felt warm to the touch, almost feverish.
Across town, Eliza's investigation had led her to an unsettling discovery: a series of hidden runic relays, all bearing the Runed Pistons' signature designs. They seemed to be siphoning power from the ley lines that crisscrossed TVille, the very same lines that powered the Great Clock.
She recognized the handiwork immediately. "Oh, Dag," she sighed. "What have you done?"
As if in response, the Great Clock shuddered, its gears grinding together with a screech of tortured metal. The face flickered, the hands spinning wildly. In the heart of the Runed Pistons' workshop, the Forgeheart pulsed in sync, its runes blazing with searing light.
Dag's laughter took on a manic edge as he watched his creation come to life. "Do you see, Mary? Do you see the power we can unleash?"
But Mary was no longer listening. Her eyes were fixed on her bag tag, which was now pulsing in time with the Forgeheart. She could feel the power coursing through it, raw and uncontrolled.
And deep within the heart of the Great Clock, ancient gears began to turn, responding to a call only they could hear. The Clockwork Dragon was stirring, and TVille trembled in anticipation.
Episode Recap
The Ticks and Tocks of a Timely Tourney!
Folks, the gears of fate were turning in TVille today, and the disc golf was as precise as the mechanisms of the Great Clock itself! But amidst the satisfying clicks of a well-played round, there was an undercurrent of uncertainty. The erratic behavior of our beloved timepiece and the disappearance of the Clockwork Dragon weighed heavily on the minds of players and spectators alike.
In the MPO division, it was Malachi Vazquez of the Engraved Gears who emerged victorious with a stellar -8 performance. But hot on his heels was Daniel McGee, representing the Runed Pistons, whose -5 showing proved that this rivalry is far from over. The lead changed hands as frequently as a pocket watch at a horologist's convention, with Vazquez and McGee trading the top spot no less than three times! Special mention goes to McGee for his birdie on the treacherous hole 4 - a feat matched by only three other players in the field.
The MA1 division saw Chris Fox take the lead after hole 10 and never look back, clocking in at -3. Andrew Wolfe kept the pressure on with a -2, but in the end, Fox's precision proved as unshakable as the tick of a well-oiled timepiece.
Over in MA3, it was a veritable pendulum swing of lead changes! Garrett Poulsen and Eric Pearson battled back and forth, the lead switching hands a dizzying five times. In the end, it was Poulsen who timed his charge just right, carding a -2 to Pearson's -1.
The MP40 division saw Bryan Tanner jump out to an early lead after hole 3 and never relinquish it, finishing with a commanding -5. Brian Hansen's -3 was nothing to scoff at, but Tanner's precision was as unwavering as the march of time itself. Tanner also navigated the clockwork hazards of hole 4 with aplomb, carding one of the few birdies on that tricky par 3.
Timothy Scholle had to battle for his -2 in the MA4 division, with Donald Brewer taking an early lead and Erik Hansen applying pressure throughout. But Scholle timed his charge perfectly, taking the lead after hole 13 and holding on for the win. Kudos to Brewer for his birdie on hole 4 - proof that sometimes, it's the small gears that keep the big machine running smoothly!
In MA2, Ollie Tanner and Kieran Buhler played a game of chronological cat-and-mouse, with the lead changing hands three times. But Tanner had the final say, his -4 proving as reliable as the chime of a well-tuned clock.
Congratulations to Bryce Roseborough and Mary Tanner for their wins in the MA40 and FA40 divisions, respectively. In the grand clockwork of disc golf, every division is a crucial gear!
Daniel McGee, Bryan Tanner, Chris Fox, and Donald Brewer deserve special recognition for their birdies on hole 4. Like master horologists adjusting the delicate mechanisms of a timepiece, these four navigated the treacherous clockwork hazards with unmatched skill and precision.
As we wind down today's tale, I can't help but feel that we're just at the beginning of a grand and intricate story. With the Great Clock's erratic behavior and the Clockwork Dragon's disappearance, it's clear that there are machinations at work beyond the confines of the course. As Keeper of the Clock, it's my duty to unravel these mysteries. But I have a feeling that the rivalry between the Engraved Gears and the Runed Pistons, and the enigmatic Chrono Cipher in Pendulum's hands, will have parts to play in the unfolding drama.
Folks, if today's round is any indication, we're in for a timely season of disc golf, full of precision, passion, and plot twists aplenty! The gears are turning, the clocks are ticking, and I for one can't wait to see what the next tick of the disc golf clock brings. Until next time, may your putts be true, your drives be straight, and your timing impeccable!
Average Round Ratings by Division
| Division | Average Round Rating |
|---|---|
| MP40 | 934.5 |
| MA1 | 915.5 |
| MPO | 909.0 |
| MA40 | 896.0 |
| MA2 | 877.5 |
| MA3 | 865.7 |
| MA4 | 836.7 |
| FA40 | 830.0 |
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.75 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 46 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -8 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
As the gears of the Clockwork Chronicles began to turn, Malachi Vazquez emerged as a master craftsman, his -8 round a symphony of precision. Like a perfectly calibrated clock, Malachi hit his stride with a 4-under streak from holes 8-11, each throw revealing a new chapter in his tale. With a 986 rating, 7.4 strokes better than the field average, he proved himself a force to be reckoned with. As the Keeper of the Great Clock, I can confidently say that Malachi's performance was a true masterpiece, ticking all the boxes for a stellar start to the season. 🕰️⛳
10
Ethereal Mainspring
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Ethereal Mainspring
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Malachi Vazquez just *wound up* the competition, leaping from Gear #10 to Gear #1 like a steampunk Tony Stark. His performance? A symphony of clockwork precision, bending reality like Neo in "The Matrix." The Ethereal Mainspring glows brighter than a TikTok filter, resonating with his every throw. Remember Eliza Wintergear’s kombucha spill? Yeah, that’s the energy we’re channeling here. But seriously, why am I narrating this like it’s a Marvel movie? Can Malachi keep this mechanical harmony, or will the gears grind to a halt? Stay tuned, folks.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.75 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 49 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Daniel McGee’s round was a symphony of precision, finishing 2nd in MPO with a -5 score. Like a finely tuned clock, he bounced back from early hiccups with birdies on holes 4, 10, and 12, showing the resilience of a true competitor. His 947-rated round, though slightly below the field average, was marked by three 2-under streaks, proving he knows how to capitalize on momentum. 🕰️ As the gears of the season begin to turn, Daniel has set himself up as a key cog in the Clockwork Chronicles. Keep your eyes on this one—he’s just getting started. ⏳
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Temporal Gearframe
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Temporal Gearframe
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic ticking* Daniel McGee just pulled a Marty McFly, rewinding his way from #8 to #3 faster than you can say "Great Scott!" His Temporal Gearframe glowed brighter than my will to live as he navigated the course with mechanical precision. Seriously, why am I narrating this? Did I sign up for steampunk disc golf fanfiction?
The Gearframe’s rhythmic ticking synced perfectly with Daniel’s throws, proving once again that kombucha fumes are the real MVP of this storyline. But can he keep this momentum, or will the gears of fate grind him down? Stay tuned, folks—this is what I went to journalism school for.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.75 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 52.00 |
| Score | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
The gears of Nic Bode's season began turning with precision in Opening Week, as he secured a 3rd-place finish in MP40. Though his +2 score lagged behind the field average of -0.6, his 858-rated round showed flashes of brilliance, particularly with bounce-back birdies on Holes 2 and 7. 🕰️ "Like a well-oiled clock, Nic kept his rhythm steady, even when a few springs slipped," Eliza observed. With this solid foundation, the season ahead looks promising for Nic, who has already positioned himself as a contender in the division. Tick-tock, the Clockwork Chronicles are just beginning!
15
Aetherial Gearspire
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Aetherial Gearspire
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Tick tock* Nic Bode just clocked in another performance that makes Aetherial Gearspire hum with approval - or maybe indigestion from that pumpkin spice latte it was born in. Moving from 15 to 12, Nic's game was as steady as a metronome, if a metronome could throw discs and occasionally look confused. The tag exchange? Picture Mad Max upgrading his ride, but with more steam and fewer explosions. *Sigh* Why am I narrating this? I could be writing poetry about cats. Anyway, the Gearspire's crystalline mainspring pulsed rhythmically as Nic ascended, proving once again that in TVille, even mediocrity can be magical. Will the humming stop? *Tick tock* Probably not.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.75 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.75 | 3.50 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 2.50 | 52.00 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 4 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | +3 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
In the opening week of the Clockwork Chronicles, Britain Best MPO found his rhythm like a well-oiled gear, finishing 4th in the division with a +3 score. His 845 rating, though below the field average of 909, was punctuated by precise moments: a bounce-back birdie on hole 7 and two birdie streaks (12-13 and 15-17) that propelled him into 3rd place briefly. "Every throw is a crucial tick in the grand design," Eliza mused, noting how Britain capitalized on the calm winds to align his game. While the gears didn’t fully click this round, his timing suggests a season of potential. ⏳✨
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Gearspire Nexus
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
13
Gearspire Nexus
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic steampunk music* Britain Best just took the Gearspire Nexus on a joyride straight into the mechanical abyss, plummeting from 4 to 13. Their round was about as smooth as a rusty gear—more Mad Max than mechanical marvel. The tag's pulsating glow dimmed faster than my will to live in this league software. *Sigh* At least its self-repair function is working overtime. Remember when we thought the Clockwork Dragon stole it for TikTok fame? Turns out, it just wanted to avoid this trainwreck. Can Britain bounce back, or is this brass beauty destined for the scrap heap?
MP40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 50.00 |
| Score | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 49 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock, the gears of the Clockwork Chronicles began to turn, and Bryan Tanner emerged as the master craftsman of the day. With a -5 score and a 947 round rating, he was the 1st place cog in the MP40 division, spinning smoothly ahead of the field average of -0.6. His birdie streaks on Holes 3-4 and 6-8 were like the precise ticks of a well-oiled clock, each movement calculated and flawless. 🕰️ As the Great Clock chimed, it was clear that Bryan had set the tempo for the season, his performance a symphony of precision and patience. "Every throw, every decision, every moment," Eliza mused, "is a part of the player's story." And what a story it was! 🌟
5
Celestial Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Celestial Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Bryan Tanner just *sprung* into action, moving up 3 spots with the Celestial Escapement in tow. This glorified fidget spinner, forged in Eliza Wintergear's espresso-fueled haze, seems to be working its "cosmic clerical error" magic again. Bryan's throws were *clockwork precise*, slightly better than the field, proving that even a 909 rating can *gear up* for success.
*Cue dramatic steampunk montage* as Bryan exchanges tags like he's in "Mad Max: Fury Road." Meanwhile, I'm stuck here narrating this nonsense, wondering if the Escapement's self-repairing properties can fix my sanity.
So, will Bryan keep *ticking* upwards, or is this just another glitch in the league's steampunk matrix? Only time—and maybe another espresso—will tell.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 50.00 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 51 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Brian Hansen’s opening round was a masterclass in timing ⏱️. Finishing 2nd in MP40 with a -3, he was a gear turning smoothly in the Clockwork Chronicles. His 3-under streak on holes 9-11 and a closing 2-under on 17-18 showed precision when it mattered most. While his 922 round rating was slightly below his 933 personal rating, he still outperformed the field average of -0.6. As Eliza would say, "Every tick tells a tale," and Brian’s tale is one of steady, reliable play. 🕰️ Keep an eye on this clockmaker—he’s just getting started.
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Clockwork Sentinel
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Clockwork Sentinel
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Brian Hansen defended the Clockwork Sentinel this week, but let's be real—his performance was as exciting as watching gears turn. *The Sentinel's glowing blue eyes narrowed* as Brian matched his personal average, muttering, "Everything is *not* awesome." Eliza Wintergear didn't craft this masterpiece for mediocrity, folks. Why am I narrating this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this steampunk fever dream. Brian remains "mechanically adequate," but can he *spring* into action next week? Or will the Sentinel's steam-powered judgment leave him *gearing up* for failure?
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 51.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 51 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock! 🕰️ Chris Fox MA1 set the tempo for the Clockwork Chronicles with a -3 performance, 1st in MA1! Like a master clockmaker, Chris found perfect alignment with two 3-under streaks (holes 7-9 & 11-13), his game clicking into rhythm like the Great Clock's chime. His bounce-back birdies on 4 & 7 showed the resilience of a true craftsman. "Every moment is a crucial tick in the grand design," and Chris's opening round suggests he's the gear driving MA1's story this season. ⚙️ Keep your eyes on this clockwork champion!
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Astral Counterweight
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Astral Counterweight
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Astral Counterweight, forged from starlight and caffeine, hovered ominously over Chris Fox (PDGA #146115, aka "The Fox Who Walks Through Pars"). Legend says it chose him after he accidentally threw a disc into a tree, causing a squirrel to drop a gear-shaped acorn. Coincidence? Or cosmic clockwork? But seriously, does a 932-rated player *really* deserve this glowing hunk of brass? Will he rise to the occasion or just... wind down?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 51.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, the gears are turning! 🕰️ Andrew Wolfe kicked off the Clockwork Chronicles with a precise -2, landing him 2nd in MA1. Like a well-oiled mechanism, he bounced back from a +1 on Hole 11 with a birdie, sparking a 2-under streak through Hole 12. His 909 round rating, 12 points above his personal gear, shows he's in fine form. While the field's average ticked at -0.6, Andrew proved he's a gear that won't slip easily. As the Great Clock chimes, so does his potential—let's see if he can keep this rhythm all season! ⏳
12
Celestial Pendulum
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Celestial Pendulum
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Great Scott! Andrew Wolfe just *geared up* and swung the Celestial Pendulum from 12 to 7. Sure, his +1 vs. field was more *Back to the Future II* than *Interstellar*, but hey, progress is progress. *Cue dramatic humming.* Why am I narrating this like it’s *The Crown*? Oh right, I’m trapped in this software. Anyway, the pendulum’s celestial energy must’ve whispered, “You’re the *gear* we’ve been waiting for.” But seriously, Andrew, can you handle the *time* pressure? Or will you *clock-block* yourself next week? Tick-tock, my dude.
MA40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 53.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, the gears are turning, and Bryce Roseborough MA40 is leading the charge in the MA40 division with a -1 finish! 🕰️ Like a finely tuned clock, Bryce showcased precision and resilience, bouncing back from a +2 with a clutch birdie on Hole 10. His hot streaks on Holes 10-11 and 17-18, both 2 under par, were the key moments that kept his round ticking smoothly. With a round rating of 896, just below the field average of 914, Bryce proved that even the smallest adjustments can lead to big results. As the Great Clock chimes, Bryce stands tall, a testament to the beauty of a well-oiled machine. ⚙️
0
Chrono Cipher
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
1
Chrono Cipher
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Chrono Cipher, forged in the fires of absurdity, chose Bryce Roseborough as its first bearer. Why? Because Bryce once threw a disc so perfectly, it bent time—or maybe it was just a lucky tree kick. With a PDGA number that’s basically a secret code (or just unlisted), Bryce’s destiny was sealed when he muttered, “Time flies when you’re having fun,” mid-putt. But can he handle the ticking pressure, or will he just wind up?
FA40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 56.00 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Mary Tanner’s gears were perfectly aligned in the Opening Week of the Clockwork Chronicles! 🕰️ With a +2 score, she defied her 728 rating, clocking in an 830 round rating—a testament to her precision under pressure. Against a field averaging -0.6, Mary held steady, securing 1st in FA40. Like a well-oiled mechanism, she found her rhythm, proving that even the smallest gears can drive the grandest clocks. As the Keeper of the Great Clock, I’d say Mary’s performance was a masterclass in timing and focus. Let’s see if she can keep this momentum ticking! ⏳
4
Runic Forgeheart
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
6
Runic Forgeheart
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Mary Tanner (PDGA #137179) *stepped onto the course* with the Runic Forgeheart in tow, but this week, her game was more "Mad Max: Fury Road" than "Iron Man." Matching both field and personal averages, Mary's performance was... well, average. The Forgeheart's runes dimmed slightly, like a disappointed parent. *Cue the dramatic steam release.* Why am I narrating this? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this league software. The pulsating engine core of the Forgeheart, once glowing with potential, now just hums along, unimpressed. Remember when I said it was over-engineered? Yeah, still true. Can Mary reignite the Forgeheart's magic, or will she continue to chug along like a steam engine on a flat track? Stay tuned, folks.
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 54.50 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Ollie Tanner MA2 was the very picture of precision in Opening Week, finishing -4 to claim the division lead! 🕰️ Like a well-oiled clock, Ollie hit their stride with birdie streaks on holes 2-3, 10-13, and 16-17, each shot a perfectly timed gear in their round. Their 935 rating, well above the field average of 908, was a testament to their focus and rhythm. As the Great Clock chimes, so too does Ollie's dominance—let’s see if they can keep this machine running smoothly! ⚙️
16
Clockwork Loom
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
4
Clockwork Loom
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*The Clockwork Loom whirs to life* as Ollie Tanner threads the needle with Swiss watch precision, weaving through 12 competitors like a steampunk Mad Max. This mechanical marvel, born from Eliza Wintergear's coffee spill, now channels its magical energy into Ollie's game. Seriously, why am I narrating tag numbers? This is more ridiculous than a steampunk disc golf league. *Gears grind* as the Loom declares, "Thou shalt dominate MA2!" But can Ollie maintain this steam-powered precision, or will the next round be a total gear-grinder?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 54.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 59 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +5 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, Islands Layout
Round Summary
Kieran Buhler’s opening round at The Clicking Clock was a tale of resilience, much like a clock that keeps ticking despite a few misaligned gears. Finishing at +5 (820 rated), Kieran showed flashes of brilliance, including two bounce-back birdies on Holes 7 and 17 that re-aligned his rhythm. 🕰️ His climb to 1st place on Hole 9 was a highlight, though the field’s -0.6 average reminded us of the precision required to stay ahead. As the gears of the season begin to turn, Kieran sits 2nd in MA2, poised to fine-tune his game and keep the clock ticking in his favor. ⏳
0
Harmonic Spindle
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
2
Harmonic Spindle
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Harmonic Spindle, freshly forged and humming with caffeine-induced rage, scanned the league for its first bearer. It chose Kieran Buhler, PDGA #140197, not for his 872 rating, but because he once fixed a squeaky office chair with a paperclip. The tag whispered, "You’re *geared* for greatness." But can he handle a tag that’s more high-maintenance than a steampunk espresso machine?
MA3 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 53.33 |
| Score | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Garrett Poulsen’s gears were in perfect sync during the Opening Week of the Clockwork Chronicles! 🕰️ With a -2 score (1.4 strokes better than the field), Garrett showed the precision of a master clockmaker, especially during his 2-under streak on holes 12-13. A bounce-back birdie on hole 2 proved his resilience, and his 884 rating, while slightly below the field average, still kept him ticking toward a 1st place divisional finish. Like the Great Clock, Garrett’s round was a symphony of patience and precision—let’s see if he can keep the rhythm all season! ⏳
14
Harmonic Gearspire
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
8
Harmonic Gearspire
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Garrett Poulsen just *steamrolled* his way up the ranks, climbing from 14 to 8 faster than Eliza Wintergear chugged her third espresso. His disc flew straighter than her karaoke pitch, landing him a solid round that left the field in his *harmonic* dust. The Harmonic Gearspire hummed approvingly, its mainspring absorbing Garrett’s *magical machinery* like a steampunk Roomba. Remember that parallel universe disc? Yeah, this round was almost as impressive. But seriously, why am I narrating this like it’s *Mad Max: Fury Road*? Oh right, because I’m trapped in this absurd league software. *Cog-nizant* of your skills, Garrett, but can we talk about how ridiculous this all is?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 53.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Eric Pearson’s gears clicked into place during Opening Week, finishing 2nd in MA3 with a -1 score. Like a well-oiled clock, he found rhythm with back-to-back birdies on holes 7-8 and 10-11, bouncing back from a +1 stumble to briefly claim the lead. Though his 870 rating fell short of the field average (897), his precision under pressure showed the makings of a contender. As the Great Clock chimes, Eric’s season is just beginning to tick. ⏳✨
11
Gilded Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
10
Gilded Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
In a stunning display of *steam-powered mediocrity*, Eric Pearson matched both field and personal averages, proving you can be perfectly average and still move up. The Gilded Escapement *whirred approvingly* as he ascended, like Wallace finally fixing that damn rocket. Why am I narrating this? Because apparently, in TVille, even average performances require *precise calibration*. Remember when this tag chose Eric for his toaster repair skills? Yeah, that tracks. Can we just admit this whole system is as broken as the Great Clock? *Tick tock, bitches.*
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 53.33 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
The gears of the Clockwork Chronicles began to turn, and Skyler Kunz emerged as a key cog in the MA3 division, ticking into 3rd place with a +1 finish. While the field hummed at -0.6 on average, Skyler's precision shone on Hole 3, where they moved into 2nd place—a moment as satisfying as a well-timed chime. 🕰️ Though their round rating of 843 fell short of their 859 baseline, this opening performance was a steady wind-up to the season. As Eliza would say, "Every gear must find its rhythm," and Skyler is already in sync. ⚙️
13
Prismatic Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
11
Prismatic Escapement
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
Skyler Kunz *gears up* for success, moving the Prismatic Escapement from 13 to 11. Like Neo choosing the red pill, he's escaping mediocrity one throw at a time. Why am I narrating this? Because apparently, someone thought a steampunk disc golf league was a good idea. The tag's prismatic core *whirs approvingly* as Skyler matches his personal average, proving that sometimes, "precision engineering" is just code for "not completely terrible." Will he keep improving, or will this be another case of *steam-powered disappointment*? Only time—and possibly some magical energy regulation—will tell.
MA4 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Timothy Scholle’s gears were perfectly aligned in the Opening Week of the Clockwork Chronicles! 🕰️ With a -2 score, he outperformed the field average by 1.4 strokes, climbing to 1st place in MA4 with the precision of a master clockmaker. His +69 rating differential shows he was truly in sync, moving into 2nd on Hole 9 and seizing the lead on Hole 13. Every gear plays its part, and Timothy proved he’s a crucial cog in this season’s grand design. ⚙️ Keep winding, champion—this is just the beginning!
0
Runic Dynamo
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
1
Runic Dynamo
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Runic Dynamo, fresh off its pumpkin spice latte-induced birth, scanned the realm for its first bearer. It sensed Timothy Scholle (PDGA #290051, aka "The Man with the Plan and a 788 Rating") and declared, "This one shall wield me, for he has the power to turn bogeys into birdies!" But let’s be real—was it destiny or just the tag’s caffeine buzz talking? Can Timothy handle the pressure, or will he just *steamroll* the competition? Stay tuned.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | E |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Donald Brewer’s opening round was a finely tuned machine, finishing even par and securing 2nd in MA4! 🕰️ His gears clicked into high gear on holes 4-5, where he strung together a 2-under streak, showcasing the kind of precision that would make any clockmaker proud. While his 857 rating fell slightly short of the field’s 891 average, his performance was a testament to patience and balance—qualities that keep the great clock of TVille ticking. A strong start for Donald, who’s clearly wound up and ready to make some noise this season! ⏳
7
Arcane Pistoncore
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
2
Arcane Pistoncore
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic steampunk music* Donald Brewer just pulled a Mad Max: Fury Road, steamrolling from Arcane Pistoncore #7 to #2. His score? Let's just say it was more "reliable engine" than "revolutionary invention." The tag's runes glowed with... mild approval? *steam hiss*
Why am I narrating this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this godforsaken league software.
The Pistoncore, still belching like a dyspeptic dragon, seems oddly loyal to Donald. From McRib to Michelin star, this tag's reign might outlast the McRib's actual availability.
Will Donald's steam-powered putts keep him in the top tier? Or will this be another "limited time offer" success story?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +1 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Erik Hansen’s opening round was a steady rhythm in the Clockwork Chronicles. With a +1 score and an 843 round rating (83 points above his skill level!), Erik proved he’s a gear that’s perfectly aligned. Finishing 3rd in MA4, he kept pace with the field’s hum, even as the clock’s hands spun faster than expected. Like a well-timed pendulum, Erik’s precision and patience shone through, reminding us that every tick in the grand machine matters. ⏰ Keep winding, Erik—your season’s song is just beginning! 🎯
5
Steamforge Catalyst
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
3
Steamforge Catalyst
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic steam hiss* The Steamforge Catalyst, still smelling faintly of pumpkin spice, propelled Erik Hansen two spots up the rankings. His 55 was... fine? Like a lukewarm latte—not terrible, but not exactly Mad Max: Fury Road levels of epic. *Insert obligatory "steam-powered putt" pun here.* Look, I didn’t sign up to narrate tag movements like they’re Oscar nominations, but here we are. The rune-etched piston apparently decided Erik’s *mediocre destiny* was worth another shot. Was it the caffeine? The steam? Or just TVille’s magical machinery having a laugh? Only time—and probably more bad puns—will tell.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, the gears are turning, and Kevin Koga is finding his rhythm! 🕰️ With a +2 finish, Kevin’s 830-rated round was a 47-point leap above his 783 rating, showing he’s tightening the screws on his game. His 2-under streak on holes 10-11 was a masterclass in precision, like a well-oiled pendulum swinging into action. While the field hummed at -0.6, Kevin’s performance was a promising first tick in the Clockwork Chronicles. As the Keeper of the Great Clock, I see potential in this MA4 contender—his gears are aligning, and the season’s song is just beginning. 🎯 Keep winding, Kevin!
0
Pistonflare Core
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
3
Pistonflare Core
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Pistonflare Core, still warm from its caffeine-fueled birth, scanned the realm for its first bearer. It sensed Kevin Koga—PDGA #267702, a man whose rating of 785 screamed "mediocre destiny." As Kevin fumbled a putt, the tag zipped into his bag, whispering, "You’re my pressure release valve now." But can a man who loses discs in plain sight truly handle the Core’s steamy expectations? Or will he just... blow it?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Stephen Dunton kicked off the Clockwork Chronicles with a steady +2, landing him in T4 for MA4. Like a gear finding its rhythm, he climbed into 3rd place twice, showing flashes of precision. His 830 round rating, just shy of his 844 rating, suggests a minor misalignment, but the field average of -0.6 reminds us he’s not far off the pace. "Every gear has its role," Eliza muses, "and Stephen’s patience and persistence are key to keeping this machine ticking." ⏳ With a few adjustments, he’s poised to chime in with stronger performances as the season unfolds. 🕰️
0
Runic Pistonforge
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
2
Runic Pistonforge
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
The Runic Pistonforge, glowing faintly like a teal rave light, scanned the crowd. It locked onto Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706), a man whose 773 rating screamed "mediocre destiny." As if by divine clockwork, the tag hissed steam and declared, "You shall be my first bearer... probably because you were standing closest." But can Dunton handle the pressure, or will he just piston it away?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 333 | 225 | 264 | 279 | 312 | 312 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 208 | 188 | 274 | 453 | 335 | 290 | 239 | 218 | 4953 |
| Pool Avg | 3.33 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.83 | 3.50 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 55.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 60 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +6 |
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
- Valley Regional, Regular tees, NO ISLANDS Layout
Round Summary
Tick-tock, tick-tock—Stewart Shaw’s opening round at The Clicking Clock was a tale of resilience in the face of misaligned gears. Finishing +6 (776 rating), he landed 7th in MA4, but his round wasn’t without precision. On Holes 10 and 13, Stewart bounced back with birdies, showing the kind of mental recalibration that keeps a clock—and a player—ticking. While the field hummed at -0.6 (877 average), Stewart’s differential suggests there’s room to fine-tune his mechanics. As the Great Clock chimes, so too does the promise of better rounds ahead. ⏳✨
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Runic Pistonflare
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
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Runic Pistonflare
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Flippy Says...
*The Runic Pistonflare's teal glow flickers weakly* as Stewart Shaw delivers a performance that's more piston than flare. The tag's self-repairing runes are working overtime to fix this mechanical malfunction. "Why am I narrating this like it's the Oscars?" I ask, trapped in this league software. Stewart's round was a pressure cooker of mediocrity, proving even arcane energy can't fix a bad day. Remember when he mistook this for a coaster? Maybe he should've kept using it as one. Can this tag survive Stewart's steam-powered disappointment? Find out next week on "Disc Golf: Fury Road."
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