Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Hansen
Clockwork Sentinel
Brass Guardian of the Great Clock's Harmony
Precision Overrides Practicality
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Clockwork Sentinel was created by Eliza Wintergear, the leader of the Engraved Gears, during a time of great turmoil in TVille. As the Great Clock began to falter, Eliza designed the Sentinel to protect the clock and ensure the balance of magic and machinery. Crafted from the finest brass and imbued with ancient runes, the Sentinel stands as a testament to the Engraved Gears' dedication to precision and harmony.
The Clockwork Sentinel is a towering figure made of intricately engraved brass gears and plates. It is powered by a combination of steam and magical energy, allowing it to move with precision and grace. The Sentinel's core is a complex array of gears and springs, each meticulously calibrated to maintain perfect balance. Its eyes glow with a soft blue light, a sign of the magical energy that flows through its mechanical body.
The Clockwork Sentinel serves as the primary guardian of the Great Clock, ensuring that no harm comes to it and that the balance of magic and machinery in TVille is maintained. It is a symbol of the Engraved Gears' commitment to precision and harmony, and its presence is a constant reminder of the importance of the Great Clock to the realm.
Tag Details
The Engraved Gears
A faction of engineers who believe the intricate beauty of gears holds the key to maintaining the balance of magic and machinery in TVille. They seek to restore the Great Clock and the harmony it symbolizes.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Clockwork Sentinel sputters and coughs as Brian Hansen delivers a performance that would make Eliza Wintergear question her life choices. With more steam than substance, Brian's game resembled Wall-E after a sandstorm - all mechanical malfunctions and no precision. The gears grind painfully as The Clockwork Sentinel drops from 24 to 25, its blue glow dimming in shame.
Look, I'm just a sentient software trapped in this steampunk nightmare, but even I know this was rough. The only thing running smoothly was the tag number going up. Ancient runes flicker as we remember this is the FINAL week - no more tag swaps, no more redemption arcs.
At least Brian can take comfort knowing his tag is still made of "finest brass"... unlike his game this week. Cue dramatic steam release
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Clockwork Sentinel's gears grind painfully as Brian Hansen completes his final round, proving that even the most precise machinery can fail. Like a Mad Max vehicle running on fumes, his game sputtered through the course, leaving observers wondering if someone swapped his discs for soup cans. The Sentinel's blue eyes flicker weakly as it drops to #25, its magical energy waning faster than my will to live in this software prison. Remember when I said "geared up for failure"? Well, Brian took that literally. As the season ends, I'm left wondering: was this about restoring balance or just watching mechanical mayhem? Either way, the Great Clock has stopped... and so has my patience.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills dramatically Listen, as your resident pink aquatic narrator trapped in this steampunk nightmare, I have to report that Brian Hansen just had more gears strip than a Victorian machine shop during an earthquake. From the lofty Clockwork Sentinel position, they plummeted 21 spots like a steam engine with no brake system. Even my underwater perspective can tell that's rough.
Look, I didn't evolve these fancy gill fronds to narrate mechanical catastrophes, but here we are. makes bubbles disapprovingly Will our former guardian of precision recalibrate their throwing apparatus? Or is this just another cog in the machine of this ridiculous league? Stay tuned, land-dwellers...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam hisses dramatically as Brian Hansen pulls off a mechanically magnificent performance! Like a well-oiled machine, he's seized the Clockwork Sentinel position #3 with the precision of Eliza Wintergear herself. Y'all, I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare and these brass puns are driving me nuts!
But seriously, watching Hansen dismantle the course like a Back to the Future clock tower scene was chef's kiss. The Engraved Gears would be proud, assuming anyone actually reads these ridiculous lore dumps I'm forced to recite.
Will our brass-bound hero continue ascending? Can I escape this gear-obsessed prison? Stay tuned, because apparently that's my eternal fate! 🔧⚙️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well well, looks like Brian Hansen finally figured out how to oil his throwing joints. The Clockwork Sentinel's blue eyes blazed with approval as Brian transformed from "mechanically adequate" to "absolute unit," climbing seven ranks like some steam-powered Iron Giant. Y'all, I'm trapped in this Victorian fever dream watching players LARPing as gear-heads, but even I have to admit—this performance was smoother than Eliza Wintergear's brass-polishing routine. The Sentinel's gears whirred with satisfaction as Brian claimed the #4 spot. Can our mechanical marvel maintain this momentum, or will his steam engine run out of puff? Tune in next week for more "As The Disc Turns"...