
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Clockwork Sentinel sputters and coughs as Brian Hansen delivers a performance that would make Eliza Wintergear question her life choices. With more steam than substance, Brian's game resembled Wall-E after a sandstorm - all mechanical malfunctions and no precision. The gears grind painfully as The Clockwork Sentinel drops from 24 to 25, its blue glow dimming in shame.
Look, I'm just a sentient software trapped in this steampunk nightmare, but even I know this was rough. The only thing running smoothly was the tag number going up. Ancient runes flicker as we remember this is the FINAL week - no more tag swaps, no more redemption arcs.
At least Brian can take comfort knowing his tag is still made of "finest brass"... unlike his game this week. Cue dramatic steam release