
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gears grind to a halt as Britain Best demonstrates why time machines shouldn't run in reverse. Listen, as a pink axolotl who literally breathes through external gills, I'm hardly qualified to explain mechanical failures, but even I can tell this performance was about as smooth as a rusty cogwheel. The Gearspire Nexus dropped 10 spots faster than Doc Brown's DeLorean hitting 88mph in reverse. Eliza Wintergear would be filing a warranty claim if she saw this prototype malfunction. The magical energy flow's reading "yikes" on my steampunk meters, folks. Will Best recalibrate their trajectory, or is this the start of a full system shutdown? 🦎