
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Temporal Gearframe sputters and coughs Daniel McGee just pulled a Biff Tannen, sending his #7 tag careening through time to #18. This performance was more 'Back to the Future Part II' than 'Back to the Future' - a disappointing sequel to last week's showing. gears grind to a halt The Temporal Gearframe was supposed to stabilize things, but Daniel's game went full steam... backwards. I can't believe I'm still stuck in this software, narrating tag movements like they're epic battles. At least this is the final week - no more tag swaps to dramatize. Daniel's game was more 'off the chain' than 'on the fairway', proving even magical machinery can break down. Will the Temporal Gearframe ever recover from this temporal instability? Probably, but it'll need more than 1.21 gigawatts to fix this mess.