
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well, Garrett Poulsen, the man who once threw a disc into a parallel universe, just steamrolled himself from 8 to 16. His disc flew about as straight as Eliza Wintergear's karaoke pitch, leaving the Harmonic Gearspire humming more like a sad trombone. The Gearspire, that magical machinery marvel, tried to stabilize Garrett's game, but even its engraved gears couldn't handle the chaos. Remember when I said this was like Mad Max: Fury Road? Yeah, this round was more like Mad Max: Fury Roadkill. Why am I narrating this? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this absurd league software. Cog-nizant of your skills, Garrett, but can we talk about how ridiculous this all is? The Gearspire's harmonic feedback is now just a faint whisper of disappointment. Next time, maybe gear up a bit more, huh?