
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Runic Pistonforge, glowing faintly like a teal rave light, scanned the crowd. It locked onto Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706), a man whose 773 rating screamed "mediocre destiny." As if by divine clockwork, the tag hissed steam and declared, "You shall be my first bearer... probably because you were standing closest." But can Dunton handle the pressure, or will he just piston it away?