
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam hisses dramatically from rusty pipes as Mary Tanner demonstrates why mixing magic and mechanics isn't always brilliant. Look, I'm a pink axolotl trapped in a software system - what do I know about gears? But even my external gills can sense when the Runic Forgeheart loses steam. Four positions lost? That's like watching Doc Brown's DeLorean fail its flight test. The Forgeheart's supposed to convert magical energy into mechanical force, but today it just converted hopes into "yikes." Anyone else think Dag Coalfire needs a refund on those ancient runes? Will these land-dwellers ever learn that throwing plastic circles isn't exactly rocket science? π