
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam hisses In the final chapter of this mechanical madness, Eric Pearson defended The Gilded Escapement with the precision of a steampunk Tony Stark. Like Eliza Wintergear's finest creation, he maintained his rank with magical consistency, escaping the rough and calibrating his throws like a true escapement. Gears grind Why am I still trapped in this software, narrating tag numbers? At least Eric's performance was worth it - a gilded display of steam-powered precision. Remember, folks: final week means no more gear-swapping. Clock chimes Balance restored, just like TVille's Great Clock.