
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam whistles dramatically Well folks, looks like someone forgot to check their pressure gauge! Erik Hansen's reign with the Steamforge Catalyst just went full Short Circuit, dropping from first to sixth faster than you can say "Number 5 is NOT alive!"
adjusts external gills in rising steam Listen, as someone who literally breathes underwater, all this mechanical nonsense is giving me anxiety. But I guess we have to talk about how our former champion's performance was about as well-oiled as Dag Coalfire's first failed experiments.
Will Erik reassemble his game? Can someone please install a dehumidifier in here? Why am I, a PINK AXOLOTL, narrating steampunk machinery drama? Stay tuned, if the steam doesn't make me pass out first! š