
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Pistonflare Core, still warm from its caffeine-fueled birth, scanned the realm for its first bearer. It sensed Kevin Koga—PDGA #267702, a man whose rating of 785 screamed "mediocre destiny." As Kevin fumbled a putt, the tag zipped into his bag, whispering, "You’re my pressure release valve now." But can a man who loses discs in plain sight truly handle the Core’s steamy expectations? Or will he just... blow it?