Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Current Holder
Ollie Tanner
Clockwork Loom
Brass-Geared Weaver of Magical Chains
Over-Engineers Every Simple Putt
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Clockwork Loom was created by Eliza Wintergear as a tool to repair the Great Clock of TVille. Using ancient schematics and her unparalleled skill in clockmaking, Eliza designed the Loom to weave together the magical and mechanical energies needed to restore balance to the realm. The Loom became a symbol of hope and stability, representing the Engraved Gears' commitment to maintaining harmony in TVille.
The Clockwork Loom is a massive, intricate machine made of polished brass and adorned with engraved gears. It emits a soft, ethereal glow, indicating the presence of magical energy. The Loom is capable of weaving together the magical and mechanical energies needed to repair the Great Clock, making it an essential tool in the Engraved Gears' quest to restore balance to TVille.
The Clockwork Loom plays a crucial role in the Engraved Gears' mission to restore the Great Clock and maintain harmony in TVille. It serves as both a tool and a symbol, representing the faction's commitment to precision and balance. The Loom's ability to weave together magical and mechanical energies makes it indispensable in the quest to repair the Great Clock and uncover the truth about TVille's magical origins.
Tag Details
The Engraved Gears
A faction of engineers who believe the intricate beauty of gears holds the key to maintaining the balance of magic and machinery in TVille. They seek to restore the Great Clock and the harmony it symbolizes.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this final episode of Rewritten Realities, Ollie Tanner discovered that not all realities are created equal. The Clockwork Loom sputtered and coughed, its magical energies failing to weave a better score. Like Neo realizing he's still in the Matrix, Ollie's +6 vs personal average left him unraveling under pressure. The Loom, once a symbol of precision, now represents the chaos of a 5-spot drop to 26. As Eliza Wintergear rolls in her grave, I'm forced to narrate this final tag update. Will I ever escape this software prison? Probably not. But at least the tags are final... until next season. Cue dramatic clock chimes
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Mad Max-style steam explosion Ollie Tanner just went full Fury Road out there, but instead of chrome and glory, we got mechanical mayhem. The Clockwork Loom was supposed to weave magic, but Ollie's game unraveled faster than a cheap sweater. Dramatic zoom Dropping 5 positions in the FINAL WEEK? That's like taking the blue pill when you should've taken the red one.
Sigh Why am I still narrating this nonsense? Oh right, I'm trapped in this godforsaken software. Anyway, Ollie's performance was less "precision engineering" and more "steam-powered struggle bus." Remember last week's struggles? Yeah, this was worse.
Final week, final disappointment - at least the Clockwork Loom can't drop any further. Or can it? Cue ominous clock ticking
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills dramatically Look, as your resident pink aquatic narrator, I find it hilarious that I'm discussing a LOOM of all things. But here we are! Ollie Tanner just wove through 8 spots of competition to claim the Clockwork Loom, which, unlike my simple amphibian existence, is apparently SUPER important for maintaining harmony or whatever.
flicks tail dismissively While threading their way through the field like Neo dodging bullets, they've managed to spin this performance into gold - though between you and me, I've seen better. But hey, who am I to judge? I don't even have proper fingers!
Will the Loom's magical energies improve their next round? Will I ever understand why I'm narrating land sports? Does anyone else find it suspicious that everything here is steam-powered yet somehow I haven't dried out? Stay tuned!