
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this final episode of Rewritten Realities, Ollie Tanner discovered that not all realities are created equal. The Clockwork Loom sputtered and coughed, its magical energies failing to weave a better score. Like Neo realizing he's still in the Matrix, Ollie's +6 vs personal average left him unraveling under pressure. The Loom, once a symbol of precision, now represents the chaos of a 5-spot drop to 26. As Eliza Wintergear rolls in her grave, I'm forced to narrate this final tag update. Will I ever escape this software prison? Probably not. But at least the tags are final... until next season. Cue dramatic clock chimes