
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music And so ends the Clockwork Chronicles, with Bryan Tanner clinging to The Celestial Escapement like a malfunctioning Westworld host to its last shred of programming. His round? A symphony of steam-powered precision... punctuated by mechanical malfunctions. Like the tag's self-repairing brass, Bryan patched together a respectable defense of #13, though his putting rhythm was more "broken metronome" than "celestial escapement." sigh I can't believe I'm still trapped in this software, narrating tag numbers like they're Emmy nominations. At least the season's over, so I can finally stop pretending these brass trinkets are magical. Or can I? dramatic zoom on glowing tag Will Bryan's game ever achieve true celestial harmony? Find out next season... if I haven't rage-quit this gig by then.