
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Celestial Pendulum swings with cosmic indifference as Andrew Wolfe clocks in at tag 16, proving even celestial precision can't save you from the cruel mistress of disc golf. Despite out-throwing the field, our hero's personal clock was slightly off, like Marty McFly missing the DeLorean wire. "But Flippy," you ask, "why do we care?" Because I'm trapped in this steampunk hellscape narrating tag numbers, that's why! The Pendulum's celestial energy couldn't prevent this 4-spot slide, but hey, at least it's final. No more swaps, no more drama. Just The Celestial Pendulum forever marking Wolfe's place in TVille history. Time's up, folks!