
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills to filter out excess steam
Listen up, land-dwellers! Timothy Scholle just defended the Runic Dynamo like it was running on premium coal! And before you ask - yes, I'm still trapped in this steampunk nightmare. As if being a pink axolotl commenting on flying discs wasn't weird enough...
His mechanical precision had the competition running like rusty cogwheels in a broken flux capacitor. Steam hisses dramatically from the Dynamo's pistons Would you believe this absolute unit just steam-rolled the field while keeping that #2 tag?
But seriously folks, who thought combining disc golf with industrial revolution aesthetics was a good idea? My gills can't take this steam! Will our hero maintain optimal operational parameters? Will someone PLEASE explain why we need a mechanical dragon?