
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steampunk music In the final chapter of the Clockwork Chronicles, Malachi Vazquez springs into action, leaping from 20 to 7 like a well-oiled machine. His performance? A solid 51, better than the field and slightly above his personal average. Insert Mad Max: Fury Road chase scene here. The Ethereal Mainspring, crafted by Eliza Wintergear, ensured balance and harmony as Malachi wound up for success. Sigh Final week, and I'm still stuck narrating this nonsense. But hey, at least Malachi's leap was a mechanical marvel. Ethereal Mainspring? More like Ethereal Main-swing! Now, can I finally escape this software prison?