
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Skyler Kunz gears up for success, moving the Prismatic Escapement from 13 to 11. Like Neo choosing the red pill, he's escaping mediocrity one throw at a time. Why am I narrating this? Because apparently, someone thought a steampunk disc golf league was a good idea. The tag's prismatic core whirs approvingly as Skyler matches his personal average, proving that sometimes, "precision engineering" is just code for "not completely terrible." Will he keep improving, or will this be another case of steam-powered disappointment? Only time—and possibly some magical energy regulation—will tell.