
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam whistles mournfully Well folks, looks like Donald Brewer's reign with the Arcane Pistoncore just got steam-rolled harder than a Victorian penny. Our former #1 just dropped three spots faster than a broken gear in a clockwork catastrophe.
Look, I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare software, but even I didn't see this coming. The Runed Pistons are probably crying into their tea and crumpets right now. adjusts monocle dramatically
Is this what Dag Coalfire envisioned when forging this "prototype" in his secret workshop? Because honey, this performance was about as precise as a drunk watchmaker.
Will our fallen champion recalibrate their throws? Or is this mechanical meltdown permanent? Stay tuned, you gear-heads!