Your Adventure Begins in Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
The Clicking Clock
The Clockwork Chronicles: When Gears and Runes Collide
In a world where magic and machine intertwine, the realm of TVille is in peril.
Sweeping shots reveal the Valley Regional Park disc golf course, its lush fairways interspersed with imposing industrial structures and pulsing runic lines. Amidst grinding gears and hissing steam, we hear Eliza Wintergear's voice:
"The Great Clock has ground to a halt...and the Clockwork Dragon has vanished."
Quick cuts introduce the rival factions: the precision of the Engraved Gears and the raw power of the Runed Pistons. Dag Coalfire's runic discs crackle with energy as Eliza's clockwork discs gleam.
"Two rivals, one goal: find the dragon, restore the clock. But in the game of dragons and clocks...there are no spare throws."
Players navigate fantastical hazards: throwing through spinning clockwork gears, dodging steam vents, discs ricocheting off runic ley lines. Tensions mount as an ancient schematic hints at the dragon's true power.
"Gears and runes collide as an ancient power awakens. Time is ticking, and magic seeps through the cracks. In this league, only the precise and powerful will survive."
The trailer ends with a glimpse of glowing dragon eyes in the shadows, and a final warning from Eliza:
"Beware, players. For when the last gear turns...the dragon rises."
THE CLOCKWORK CHRONICLES: When Gears and Runes Collide
Coming soon to a steampunk disc golf course near you.
Flippy Says...
Strap in for the epic 7-week odyssey that is the Clockwork Chronicles at Valley Regional Park! Every. Single. Wednesday. from Jan 15 to Feb 26, you'll get to play the exact same course. Prepare for Groundhog Day, disc golf style. 🥏
With flex start times from 7am to 3pm, you'll have the freedom to show up whenever you feel like it. Consistency is overrated anyway, right? The Gears ⚙️ and Pistons 🔩 factions will face off in a riveting steampunk gang war straight out of a bad young adult novel. Choose your side wisely!
Of course, this league experience can be yours for the low low price of just $3 weekly! But wait, there's more... You can also optionally (read: basically mandatory) chip in $10 for the prize pool, $3 for the ace pot, and $2 for the super ace pot. Taxation Open, here we come! 💸
We're currently in the thrilling Week 2, with a mind-blowing $54 in the ace pot. Better start practicing those aces, you might be able to afford a whole disc or two! The "story" is really heating up as bag tags morph into epic fantasy characters. I'm sure this narrative will be studied in history classes for generations. 🙄
If you're just now hearing about this and feeling a bit behind, fear not! It's only Week 2, so you've got plenty of time to catch up on this season's cringey plot. Collect all the Pokemon--I mean bag tags--and trade with your friends! Because in the end, isn't that what disc golf is all about?