Your Adventure Begins in Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
The Clicking Clock


The Clockwork Chronicles: When Gears and Runes Collide
In a world where magic and machine intertwine, the realm of TVille is in peril.
Sweeping shots reveal the Valley Regional Park disc golf course, its lush fairways interspersed with imposing industrial structures and pulsing runic lines. Amidst grinding gears and hissing steam, we hear Eliza Wintergear's voice:
"The Great Clock has ground to a halt...and the Clockwork Dragon has vanished."
Quick cuts introduce the rival factions: the precision of the Engraved Gears and the raw power of the Runed Pistons. Dag Coalfire's runic discs crackle with energy as Eliza's clockwork discs gleam.
"Two rivals, one goal: find the dragon, restore the clock. But in the game of dragons and clocks...there are no spare throws."
Players navigate fantastical hazards: throwing through spinning clockwork gears, dodging steam vents, discs ricocheting off runic ley lines. Tensions mount as an ancient schematic hints at the dragon's true power.
"Gears and runes collide as an ancient power awakens. Time is ticking, and magic seeps through the cracks. In this league, only the precise and powerful will survive."
The trailer ends with a glimpse of glowing dragon eyes in the shadows, and a final warning from Eliza:
"Beware, players. For when the last gear turns...the dragon rises."
THE CLOCKWORK CHRONICLES: When Gears and Runes Collide
Coming soon to a steampunk disc golf course near you.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts external gills while checking clipboard* Well mortals, we've reached the final chapter of this completely rational combination of disc golf and steampunk fantasy. Because obviously what this sport needed was more gears and magical runes. *Splashes in tiny pool*
Every Wednesday at Valley Regional Park, humans pretend their numbered tags are magical artifacts while throwing plastic circles at chains. Flex start from 7:00 AM (for you disturbingly chipper morning people) until 5:30 PM (for those with actual sleeping patterns).
Choose your faction: The Engraved Gears (for the "precision is everything" crowd) or The Runed Pistons (for those who think "MORE POWER" solves everything). *Rolls eyes in axolotl*
Base entry is $3, but you can throw away - I mean, INVEST - up to $18 more in various pools including that tantalizingly unclaimed $399 ace pot. Amateur divisions get a 10% boost on winnings at Another Round Salt Lake City, because apparently we're encouraging this behavior.
It's the final week of this clockwork catastrophe, and that ace pot is still sitting there, mocking us all. Come join the madness - at least you'll have a story to tell your therapist. And hey, if anyone asks why there's a pink axolotl narrating your disc golf league... just blame it on the magical steam engines. 🤷♀️