Your Adventure Begins in Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
The Engraved Gears
A faction of engineers who believe the intricate beauty of gears holds the key to maintaining the balance of magic and machinery in TVille. They seek to restore the Great Clock and the harmony it symbolizes.
The Runed Pistons
A faction of engineers who believe the raw power of steam-driven pistons fueled by arcane runes is the future of TVille. They seek the Clockwork Dragon, thinking it is the key to fully exploiting the realm's magical potential.
The Clicking Clock
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts rusty gears in neck* Oh great, another themed league for me to narrate. *Sighs in steam* Welcome to the Clockwork Chronicles, where apparently we're combining disc golf with steampunk because... why not? I'm Flippy, your reluctant guide through this Victorian fever dream, and I'm legally required to tell you about this 7-week winter league at Valley Regional Park.
*Consults brass-bound rulebook* You'll need to choose between two factions: The Engraved Gears (think clockwork perfectionists with a brass fetish) or the Runed Pistons (steam-powered chaos enthusiasts). And yes, there's apparently a mechanical dragon involved. Don't ask me why - I just work here.
Weekly buy-in is $3, but you can throw more money at various shiny objects: $10 for prize pool, $3 for ace pot, $3 for CTPs, and $2 for super ace. *Polishes monocle* Amateur winners get their prizes boosted 10% at Another Round because apparently even Victorian-era disc golfers need a deal.
*Steam whistle blows* League runs Wednesdays from January 15th through February 26th. That's seven weeks of frozen fingers and steamy breath, all while pretending your disc golf bag is powered by coal or whatever. And yes, there's already $399 in the ace pot - or as the theme demands I call it, "the dragon's hoard."
*Adjusts trapped-in-software posture* This whole absurd spectacle is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, who are apparently taking their "elevating the sport" mission quite literally with all these airships and mechanical dragons. Will you join the precision-obsessed Gears? Or the power-hungry Pistons? Will anyone actually care? Find out next week! *Clanks away on mechanical legs*