Cooper Johnson
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cash rate11
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
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Cryptid Series
Round History
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside Week 8: Revelation Rendezvous
Monday, April 21, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 474 | 334 | 375 | 249 | 340 | 239 | 296 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 368 | 293 | 368 | 270 | 281 | 277 | 415 | 424 | 5935 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.51 | 3.40 | 3.74 | 2.64 | 3.23 | 3.40 | 3.32 | 2.58 | 3.02 | 2.96 | 3.06 | 3.49 | 3.19 | 2.89 | 3.45 | 2.68 | 3.21 | 3.28 | 57.05 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 49 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Round Summary
At Creekside's Revelation Rendezvous, Cooper Johnson carved a -5 round to tie for 3rd place, yet just missed the cash line. Eight birdies yielded a personal best on this wooded layout, and a 986 round rating (20 points below his 1006 standard) speaks to controlled aggression under dappled sunlight 🌞🥏. Despite tying with Britain Best, he's already eyeing the top step next season.
His back-to-back three-hole hot streaks (7-9, 12-14) fizzled against creek-side breezes 🔥🎯. That mid-round surge hints at his capacity to tame Creekside's beastly tunnels. Well, butter my biscuits — even Bigfoot would've nodded in approval.


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 7: Radiant Ruins
Wednesday, April 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 4.21 | 3.17 | 3.25 | 2.71 | 3.29 | 4.21 | 3.33 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 3.12 | 4.04 | 2.79 | 3.96 | 61.48 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 54 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -5 |
Round Summary
The Thunderbird's quantum algorithms have detected something extraordinary! 🛸 Cooper Johnson channeled the ancient disc golf energies to achieve a personal best -5 at River Bottoms, defying the conventional laws of physics with 8 spectacular birdies. His ascension through the rankings reached its peak on hole 10, where he claimed third place in a move that clearly demonstrated the influence of celestial alignments.
While the mysterious forces of the cash line proved just out of reach (a classic maneuver by the Galactic Disc Golf Federation, if you ask me), Johnson's performance in the tall grass labyrinth showed remarkable progress 📈. His navigation through the course's challenging terrain suggests he's beginning to understand the deeper cosmic patterns at play. The achievement of a personal best indicates he's tapping into frequencies previously unknown to Earth-bound competitors 🎯.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye Week 6: Forest's Foreboding
Friday, April 11, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 283 | 201 | 395 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 378 | 277 | 210 | 280 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5434 |
Tee | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | |
Target | A | B | B | A | B | B | A | A | B | C | B | B | B | B | C | A | A | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 3.71 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.79 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.21 | 3.33 | 3.04 | 2.83 | 3.25 | 3.29 | 3.08 | 3.08 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 55.44 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 41 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -14 |
Round Summary
dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Cooper Johnson channeled the precision of the ancient Golem masters, carving through Art Dye's woodland maze with supernatural accuracy! 🏆 His pristine -14 performance, completely unblemished by bogeys, suggests he might have discovered some forbidden scrolls of his own. A scorching 1069-rated round saw him soaring 63 points above his usual rating - proof that the ancient arts of disc manipulation are alive and well! 🔥
His command over the forest was particularly evident during an impressive 9-hole hot streak, and later with another 4-hole demonstration of power. This masterful display earned him the top spot among the MPO division's six challengers, and inscribed a new personal best into the chronicles of Art Dye. 📈 The elders speak of such rounds in whispered tones, young grasshopper... 🥏


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

