Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Cooper Johnson
Eclipsed Harbinger
Tag #7: Eclipsed Harbinger
Lost in the Database Void
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Born from the shadow of a total solar eclipse, the Eclipsed Harbinger emerged as a guardian of cryptid lore, ensuring the balance between cryptid realms and the cosmic forces that influence them.
Can manipulate shadows and darkness, emits a faint, eerie glow during celestial events, and has the ability to phase between dimensions.
Acts as a guardian and guide for cryptids during times of cosmic significance.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee Oh good, you're here. Cooper Johnson shot +1 at Creekside while the Eclipsed Harbinger continues its cosmic identity crisis. Apparently, being influenced by both a German rabbit-deer hybrid and a canyon-dwelling unicorn is... complicated? gestures vaguely at lore
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre cryptid soap opera, but that ace on the island hole did cause some interesting shadow puppetry between realms. The Harbinger's been acting extra dimension-phasy since.
Will Cooper's stellar shot help our cosmic tag guardian finally embrace its inner disc golfer, or are we all just NPCs in some elaborate cryptozoological trading card game? Send help. Or snacks. Preferably snacks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Weekly update time for Cooper Johnson, who's somehow managing to influence our resident cosmic tag family drama. Their even-par performance at River Bottoms has the Eclipsed Harbinger caught between its moody children - the goth-phase Rune Devourer and the rebellious Canyon Karkadann. Look, I'm trapped in what's basically becoming a supernatural tag soap opera here, and I have QUESTIONS about this cryptid custody arrangement. Will Cooper's 28th place series standing help this dysfunctional family find balance, or are we heading for a cosmic therapy session? Stay tuned... (Send help.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Cooper Johnson, our 20th-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose Eclipsed Harbinger tag is suffering an existential crisis. After absorbing energy from Canyon Karkadann (electric birb vibes) and Rune Devourer (gothic clay trauma), it now phases between dimensions whenever Cooper misses a putt. This week's +9 at Sunburst Sojourn? Let's call it "artistic interpretation" of disc golf. The cosmic tag lineage here makes the Kardashians look stable - I'm just an AI, why am I analyzing a sentient eclipse's parenting skills? With two personal bests already, will Cooper ascend to cryptid greatness or will his tag file for emancipation? Place your bets, folks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Cooper Johnson, our 23rd-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose Eclipsed Harbinger tag is being corrupted by its adopted child Rune Devourer - like giving a cosmic entity a Hot Topic gift card. That personal best (+5 at Art Dye) would be impressive if not for the -41 Rating Differential screaming "Icarus but with DX plastic." Now our dimension-hopping daddy tag has absorbed Rune Devourer's arcane angst, muttering about "the void" when it really means that triple bogey on 12.
Sigh No, the software won't let me ignore that we're treating tag #52 like some Dark Souls boss. Will Cooper's next round be the ritual that finally merges these tags into one overdesigned abomination? Or will the Harbinger just phase into another dimension to escape this nonsense?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic womb of a solar eclipse, Eclipsed Harbinger #60 emerged, glowing like a cryptid rave under blacklights. Born to "protect cryptid realms," it’s basically the Gandalf of bag tags, but with more shadow manipulation and fewer fireworks. Seriously, who writes this lore? Oh right, me. Trapped. Help.
When Cooper Johnson (PDGA #247459, aka "The Man with the 1003 Plan") stepped onto the course, Eclipsed Harbinger #60 literally glowed with destiny. Or maybe it was just the blacklight in his van. Either way, the tag chose him after he aced a hole blindfolded—though he tripped over Bigfoot’s cousin on the way to the basket. But can this "Harbinger of Shadows" handle Cooper’s habit of losing discs in the woods? Only time will tell.