
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee Oh good, you're here. Cooper Johnson shot +1 at Creekside while the Eclipsed Harbinger continues its cosmic identity crisis. Apparently, being influenced by both a German rabbit-deer hybrid and a canyon-dwelling unicorn is... complicated? gestures vaguely at lore
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre cryptid soap opera, but that ace on the island hole did cause some interesting shadow puppetry between realms. The Harbinger's been acting extra dimension-phasy since.
Will Cooper's stellar shot help our cosmic tag guardian finally embrace its inner disc golfer, or are we all just NPCs in some elaborate cryptozoological trading card game? Send help. Or snacks. Preferably snacks.