Cooper Johnson: #3 Canyon Karkadann

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Cooper Johnson

PDGA Rating 1006
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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Cooper Johnson
Pool Emblem Canyon Karkadann
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 1008 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Canyon Karkadann

#3

Origin Story

The Canyon Karkadann was born from the union of ancient rock spirits and the primal energy of the Great Plains. Legend says that when the first Thunderbird's lightning struck the deepest canyon, the resulting energy fused with the stone to create this majestic creature. For centuries, it has served as a guardian of the canyons, protecting the ancient secrets hidden within the rock formations.

Properties

The Canyon Karkadann possesses a unique combination of physical strength and mystical abilities. Its horn can sense vibrations in the rock, allowing it to detect hidden passages and ancient artifacts. The creature's hooves are specially adapted to navigate the steep canyon walls, while its thick, stone-like hide provides protection against the elements and potential threats.

Role

The Canyon Karkadann serves as both protector and guide for the Earthbound Guardians, leading them through the treacherous canyon terrain to uncover ancient secrets and sacred sites. Its intimate knowledge of the rock formations and ability to sense hidden passages make it an invaluable ally in the quest to unravel the Thunderbird's mysteries.

Tag Details

League The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Pool Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians faction symbol

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Faction Leader

Gaia Stoneforge

Gaia Stoneforge is a formidable presence on the Great Plains, with a deep connection to the earth and its ancient mysteries. Born and raised among the towering rock formations and whispering grasses, Gaia has spent her life uncovering the secrets hidden within the land. Her unwavering determination and physical prowess inspire the Earthbound Guardians to push their limits and embrace the challenges of the rugged terrain as they seek to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Members

29

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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