
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electric guitar riff Oh look who's back - Cooper "Human Lightning Rod" Johnson just yeeted himself from the canyon depths of #37 to the Thunderbird's VIP lounge at #4. sigh Yes folks, we're seriously treating plastic tag numbers like they're sacred artifacts again.
The Canyon Karkadann's stone hide must've been vibrating with joy as Cooper carved through the Radiant Ruins like a psychedelic buzzsaw. Scoring below both field AND personal averages? That's not disc golf - that's straight-up storm-bending.
Remember when this guy went 20→3 in Episode 2? Apparently he's making "absurd vertical leaps" his brand. At this rate, by the Tempest Trials finale he'll be playing with actual lightning bolts instead of discs.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements with this much drama. We're basically LARPing with scorecards here. But hey, when you're riding the Thunderbird's current, who needs logic? Just don't ask me to explain how a 1006-rated player keeps pulling this off - the math ain't mathing.
Karkadann horn hums approvingly