The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Cooper Johnson
Canyon Karkadann
Ancient Rock-Spirit with a Nose for OB
Horn Attracts Wayward Discs
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Canyon Karkadann was born from the union of ancient rock spirits and the primal energy of the Great Plains. Legend says that when the first Thunderbird's lightning struck the deepest canyon, the resulting energy fused with the stone to create this majestic creature. For centuries, it has served as a guardian of the canyons, protecting the ancient secrets hidden within the rock formations.
The Canyon Karkadann possesses a unique combination of physical strength and mystical abilities. Its horn can sense vibrations in the rock, allowing it to detect hidden passages and ancient artifacts. The creature's hooves are specially adapted to navigate the steep canyon walls, while its thick, stone-like hide provides protection against the elements and potential threats.
The Canyon Karkadann serves as both protector and guide for the Earthbound Guardians, leading them through the treacherous canyon terrain to uncover ancient secrets and sacred sites. Its intimate knowledge of the rock formations and ability to sense hidden passages make it an invaluable ally in the quest to unravel the Thunderbird's mysteries.
Tag Details
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 4 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electric guitar riff Oh look who's back - Cooper "Human Lightning Rod" Johnson just yeeted himself from the canyon depths of #37 to the Thunderbird's VIP lounge at #4. sigh Yes folks, we're seriously treating plastic tag numbers like they're sacred artifacts again.
The Canyon Karkadann's stone hide must've been vibrating with joy as Cooper carved through the Radiant Ruins like a psychedelic buzzsaw. Scoring below both field AND personal averages? That's not disc golf - that's straight-up storm-bending.
Remember when this guy went 20→3 in Episode 2? Apparently he's making "absurd vertical leaps" his brand. At this rate, by the Tempest Trials finale he'll be playing with actual lightning bolts instead of discs.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements with this much drama. We're basically LARPing with scorecards here. But hey, when you're riding the Thunderbird's current, who needs logic? Just don't ask me to explain how a 1006-rated player keeps pulling this off - the math ain't mathing.
Karkadann horn hums approvingly
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 35 to 37. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 29 to 35. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Cooper Johnson just pulled off a tag movement so epic it made Thor drop his hammer. From the canyon depths of #20 to the mountaintop of #3, this dude's riding the storm-bringer's power like he's got Mjolnir in his bag. sigh Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? Anyway, The Canyon Karkadann's horn must've been vibrating like crazy, sensing perfect lines through the chaos. Remember last week's "Whispering Winds"? Yeah, Cooper heard "SCREAMING WINDS" and said "bet." What's next? Will he summon actual lightning? Probably.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a lightning strike that hit a canyon during a particularly dramatic thunderstorm (think Thor's entrance in Avengers, but with more tumbleweeds), Canyon Karkadann emerged as a fusion of ancient rock spirits and the Great Plains' WiFi signal. Because apparently, even mystical creatures need connectivity. Truly, the Thunderbird's most questionable creation.
When Cooper Johnson (PDGA #247459, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Thunderstorm") stepped onto the course, Canyon Karkadann sensed its destiny. The tag, forged from WiFi and ancient rock spirits, chose him after he aced a hole with a disc that somehow smelled like burnt toast. Was it fate? Or just bad cell service? Either way, Cooper now wields the tag like a true Guardian of the Stone. But can he handle the pressure of being the first bearer, or will he crack under the weight of this rocky responsibility?