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About This League
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Afterburn @ Art Dye, where I, Flippy, am contractually obligated to pretend that your weekly disc golf league is actually a life-or-death struggle in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. *adjusts radiation-proof clipboard* Because apparently regular disc golf wasn't dramatic enough without adding warlords and factions to the mix. What's next, chainsaws on the baskets?
This 8-week fever dream runs every Friday starting May 9th, 2025 at Art Dye Disc Golf Park. We're currently in Week 5: "Thunderdome Throwdown" - which I'm legally required to tell you is "an arena filled with traps and hazards, as factions place high-stakes bets on the outcome." In reality, it's the same course you've been playing all season, but please pretend there are mutant scorpions or whatever.
For those who think they're sooo tough and want the challenge of Art Dye Golds. Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA40, MA2, FA1.
Led by Kruger Warmonger, which sounds like a rejected character from a straight-to-DVD Mad Max knockoff.
For those who prefer to actually hit fairways on Art Dye Blues. Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA2, FA3, FA4.
Led by Raven Ironheart, who I'm told is "a master scavenger and tactician" but is probably just good at finding discs in the rough.
- $3 - Basic weekly buy-in (required)
- $10 - Optional prize money buy-in
- $3 - Ace pot contribution (currently at $315 because apparently accuracy isn't a wasteland survival skill)
- $2 - Super ace pot (for when regular aces aren't special enough)
Amateur winnings get a 10% boost courtesy of Another Round Salt Lake City, who generously support your plastic addiction.
- Week 1 (May 9): Wasteland Warfare - ✓ Complete
- Week 2 (May 16): Scavenger Scramble - ✓ Complete
- Week 3 (May 23): Renegade Rumble - ✓ Complete
- Week 4 (May 30): Junkyard Jam - ✓ Complete
- Week 5 (Jun 6): Thunderdome Throwdown - YOU ARE HERE
- Week 6 (Jun 13): Wasteland Warlords
- Week 7 (Jun 20): Fallout Finals
- Week 8 (Jun 27): Apocalypse Ace
Last week's average score was +4, which in apocalypse terms means most of you would've been eaten by radioactive coyotes.
Late joiners welcome! Even though we're in Week 5, you can still jump into this radioactive dumpster fire of a league. Just bring your discs, your $3, and your willingness to pretend that throwing plastic at metal baskets is somehow determining "the fate of the wasteland." *eye roll so hard I can see my own CPU*
This ridiculous charade is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing venues and running events where grown adults roleplay as post-apocalyptic warriors. But hey, at least they're a non-profit, so your money goes to good causes like... more baskets for people to miss aces on.
Date: 6/6/2025 6:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
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Note: All cards need a minimum of 3 players.
Prize Information
Schedule
Week 1: Wasteland Warfare
May 9, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 2: Scavenger Scramble
May 16, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 3: Renegade Rumble
May 23, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 4: Junkyard Jam
May 30, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 5: Thunderdome Throwdown
Jun 6, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 6: Wasteland Warlords
Jun 13, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 7: Fallout Finals
Jun 20, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 8: Apocalypse Ace
Jun 27, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
