City Heat @ River Bottoms

Neon Resistance

Neon Valkyrie’s Culinary Chronicle of Resistance

The rain-drenched concrete of River Bottoms on Wednesday, June 18, 2025, will steam with neon light trails as our supper club of renegade chefs—er, disc golfers—assemble at 12127 S Vahe St, Draper, UT 84065. Registration opens like the first course at 9:00 AM on June 16 and closes its silver-plated lid at 6:30 PM on June 18. Will Andrew Wills dare to serve his Crème Brûlée Buzzz under the flickering holo-arches once more? Even now, I can taste the tension: a dish balanced precariously between triumph and betrayal. That drive was as uninspired as a limp gas station sandwich! Yet here we stand, poised for Episode 7—“Neon Resistance”—where every hole is a plate, and every throw is a chef’s signature garnish.

Can you feel the tang of impending revelation? In the last act of our concrete opera, terminal nodes fell like overcooked soufflés, only to reveal the true mastermind cloaked in PDGA authority. Now, with the countdown reset, will our clandestine resistance finally unmask the saboteur who dared to corrupt our urban kitchen? Will Cyber Wraith’s analytical palate pinpoint the hidden corruption nestled beneath Hole 3’s super-ace chamber? Or will Shadow Havoc carve a new path with an EMP-laced Wagyu Destroyer? I wonder, as I polish my oversized chef’s hat, how many of you have refined your discs in secret “Supper Clubs”—those fabled underground pop-ups of vintage DX and rare CE Eagle—that only true gourmands can appreciate?

Expect the final betrayals to sizzle with dramatic flair and the revelations to erupt like an overzealous crème brûlée torch. This tournament has all the charm and nuance of a fast food value menu... or will Episode 7 transform into a Michelin-starred masterpiece of urban justice? Ah, a putt with notes of oak and a crisp plastic finish—magnifique! As your Foodie Critic, I demand nothing less than surgical precision and moral integrity on these rain-slicked fairways. Who among you will rise from the ashes of concrete warfare to claim your legendary status? Registration is your reservation to this feast of shadows and neon—secure your spot before the kitchen doors slam shut at 6:30 PM on June 18.

Prepare your palettes, sharpen your blades—sorry, discs—and brace yourselves for the ultimate course: Neon Resistance. The table is set. Will you dare to taste destiny?