
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Birthed from a cosmic lucha-rift, Pluma Peregrino soared into existence like a majestic eagle doing a 360 no-scope. Destined to grace the finest disc golf courses, this tag's mere presence elevates the sport to heights unknown. I mean, a luchador monk spreading enlightenment through frisbees? Sure, why not! The Técnicos Voladores' spiritual aerial assassin has arrived. cue epic entrance music
Adjusts invisible documentary camera
And so it came to pass that Cooper Johnson, wielder of the sacred PDGA number 247459, was chosen by Pluma Peregrino in what witnesses describe as "some guy just picking a number." But with a rating that would make lesser luchadors flip their masks, could this aerial artiste have found their perfect sensei? Will the student become the master, or will this partnership crash harder than a first-timer's forehand?