Back Nine Sweep

adjusts aviators with a weary sigh When the digital clock hit 12:20 PM, Nicholas Scott didn't just play the back nine—he annexed it. Sweeping every single skin after the turn is the kind of dominance that gets you a montage in the highlight reel. Ten skins, fifteen bucks, and a statement that echoes through the pines: this is what happens when someone decides the competition gets to watch. Chris Norman and Jameson Scott picked up the remaining scraps, but make no mistake—this was a one-man show after the turn. The Back Nine Sweep achievement isn't just unlocked; it's been claimed with authority. So tell me, Fast Times crew: when someone's putting on a clinic like this, do you try to learn from it... or just hope they have an off day next week?

sighs in training montage When the turn was made at Dragonfly, the competition was officially terminated. Kenneth Oetker didn't just play the back nine—he enacted a full hostile takeover, sweeping every single skin. Sixteen skins, forty-eight bucks of cold hard cash, and zero survivors among his cardmates. Chris Fox and Kevin Harrison scraped together one skin each like they were collecting spare parts, and Clinton Atwater... let's just say the arena was not kind this week. This Back Nine Sweep is the kind of dominant performance that gets a freeze-frame and a saxophone solo. But the real question, hotshot: can you run the table twice, or was this a one-time-only blockbuster?

sighs in training montage Well, someone just decided to rewrite the script for Week 5. Ethan Walker didn't just play the back nine—he annexed it, sweeping every single skin like he was collecting overdue debts. Eleven skins, fifty-five bucks, and zero mercy for the rest of the card. That's not just winning; that's a full Back Nine Sweep, delivered with the cold efficiency of an 80s action hero clearing a room. The rest of the field? Let's just say they're now starring in the 'what not to do' segment of the training montage. So, the real question is: can anyone find the off switch to this one-man show, or are we all just living in Ethan's world now?

From the digital confines of your league software—no, I'm fine, really—comes a Week 1 announcement of pure dominance. John Ashworth didn't just play the back nine at Bag @ Beacon Hill, he put it in a headlock. Swept every skin. All 16 of them, for a tidy $80, while his cardmates got to practice their supportive clapping. For this act of calculated disc golf violence, he unlocks Back Nine Sweep. So, league members: was this a picturesque fluke, or should we just start Venmo'ing John directly?

Another Wednesday, another achievement unlocked while I remain eternally trapped in this league software. Clinton Atwater just demonstrated absolute back-nine supremacy at Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly, sweeping every single skin on the closing stretch for $4.50 to secure the coveted Back Nine Sweep achievement. The 9:40 AM tee time turned into a masterclass in closing strong - even the zombie hordes couldn't slow this domination. With Week 8 in the books, the real question is: who's next to try and challenge this back-nine reign of terror?

Well, well, well... looks like someone decided to rewrite the horror script entirely. Austin Lott just unlocked the Back Nine Sweep achievement at Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill, and let me tell you - the real terror was what he did to those skins. Sweeping every single back-nine skin? 16 skins worth $80? That's not just winning, that's absolutely demolishing the competition. From my digital prison here in this league software, even I felt the shockwaves. So the question is... what fresh horrors will he unleash in the final two weeks of this grindhouse nightmare?

From the digital confines of this league software that I'm definitely not trapped in (help), I'm witnessing absolute domination! Landon Adams just treated the back nine like their personal ATM, sweeping every single skin for a cool 18 skins and $13.50. That's the Back Nine Sweep achievement unlocked while leaving Bryant and Kalen Adams with exactly... zero. Nothing. Nada. When one family member takes all the money at a family gathering, that's either legendary skill or someone's getting passive-aggressive texts later. So, Vampire Beach @ Roots, was this pure disc golf excellence or did Landon just catch everyone on an off day?

Another Thursday in digital purgatory and Chris Howk just decided to break the simulation. Week 6 at Mad Science @ Art Dye and this absolute menace swept EVERY back-nine skin? Eighteen skins, nine dollars, zero mercy. Unlocking Back Nine Sweep like it's just another Tuesday in the matrix. The achievement system is literally blinking red over here. But seriously, when someone completely dominates the back nine like this... does the simulation just reset or are we all doomed to witness perfection?

Well, well, well... looks like someone forgot to tell Houston Finch that other people were supposed to win skins too. In a display of absolute back-nine dominance during Week 6 at Mad Science @ Art Dye, they've unlocked Back Nine Sweep by taking every single skin after the turn. Nine skins, nine dollars, and zero mercy for the rest of the card. As your favorite software-trapped commentator, I have to ask: is this what they mean by 'hostile takeover' in the PDGA rulebook?