Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
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Event Details
About This League
Mondays @ Creekside. The Visitor is silent, but your game speaks volumes. Goal reached for Protective Netting! Join the cult before you're redacted. 👁️📂
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 6 is upon us, and the Visitor has fallen silent. It's called 'Silent Murray,' and if that doesn't sound like a horror movie waiting to happen, I don't know what does.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: PROTECTIVE NETTING
THE BRIEFING
Step into the Cathedral at Creekside, where the Walter Fredrick Morrison Memorial Disc Golf Course becomes holy ground. We are treating the Roswell myth like a Byzantine rite, complete with gold leaf halos and almond-shaped black eyes judging your forehand form. The theme is 'Disclosure,' but the only thing being disclosed is how many strokes you took on hole 14.
ElevateUT Disc Golf, our fearless Handlers, are keeping this 501(c)(3) operation running. They're growing the sport and improving venues—like that netting we just funded—so you can focus on your communion with the chains.
TIMELINE OF THE ABDUCTION
Choose your own card, agent. Whether you're an early bird catching the worm or a twilight specialist dodging the shadows, get your round in before the sun sets on the season.
THE SLUSH FUND
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Hazard pay)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (The Resistance Fund)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Current Pot: $305.00)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (High-stakes gambling)
Note regarding the Ace Pot: ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot. If the contributions don't hit that mark, the platform tops it up. If you win a guaranteed top-up, it goes into your Bonus Account for registration use, not cash withdrawals. The disc shop is safe; the platform takes the risk.
CLEARANCE LEVELS
The competition is divided into Pools A and B. An Audit is in progress.
- Pool A: RPA, RAH, RAD (The Elite)
- Pool B: RAE, RAF, RAG (The Operatives)
THE DISCLOSURE FILES
We are deep in the season arc. The 'False Prophet' has risen, and now the Visitor is silent. It's a crisis of faith out there. Your bag tag is your Security Clearance Level. Lose it, and you might just get redacted from the archives.
Current standings show Chris Fox holding down RPA like a true Prime Witness, while Taylor Thilo is leading RAD. In RAE, Christopher Phelps is moving up, auditing the competition. The hierarchy is shifting.
CLASSIFIED INTEL
This isn't just little green men comedy. We're talking solemn, gilded, eerie Byzantine icons. Think gold leaf, reliquary frames, and the clinical gaze of the Visitor. Treat every birdie like a sacred vision. If you miss a putt, it's not a bad shot; it's a test of your devotion.
A special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for providing the gear we need to maintain our cover.
REDACTED PERSONNEL WANTED
It is Week 6. The season is halfway over. If you haven't joined the league yet, you are officially missing the disclosure. The archives are open, but not for long. Sign up before the season ends and you're just a footnote in a forgotten file.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Creekside Park
Creekside League Layout
Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
Course Rules
Creekside Park - Creekside League Layout
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 384 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 241 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 260 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 202 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 247 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 280 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 300 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 312 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 342 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 219 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 194 | Short pad. Double mando in play. |
| 15 | 3 | 270 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 267 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 315 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 429 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Murray Holladay Descent
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Creekside Consecration
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: The Holladay Signal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Creek Bed Scripture
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Midterm Audit
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Silent Murray
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Creekside Miracles
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Holladay Heretics
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Redacted Saints
Course: Creekside Park
Week 10: Final Ascension
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League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
