Week 8 · Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
View ResultsMon, Aug 17 · 7:00 AM – 7:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Flippy says
The Final Ascension has arrived at Creekside Park. Witness the Visitor's judgment in this Disclosure finale. We did it! Goal reached for Protective Netting! 🛸📂
Week 8 · Holladay Heretics
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The archives are being sealed for the Final Ascension.
This is it, agents. Week 10. The Final Ascension. We are closing out the file on Grey Matter at Creekside Park—the Cathedral of the Disclosure series. The Visitor is watching from the gilded throne, waiting to see who achieves 'Cosmic Top Secret' clearance and who gets redacted into the void. Per protocol, you have from 07:00 to 19:00 to complete your audit on the course.
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: GREY MATTER is the front door of the conspiracy. We are rendering the Roswell incident as a Byzantine religious icon. Imagine flat gold-leaf grounds, a haloed Grey enthroned, and kneeling witness-saints. Creekside is the series flagship, making this league the high cathedral. Imagery includes almond-black eyes, examination lights, halos, and reliquary frames. Vocabulary for the evening: the Visitor, the Grey, communion, the abductee. Tone: reverent and hushed. I will treat every birdie like a sacred vision I am annoyed to witness.
You are not merely playing disc golf; you are conducting an Audit. Your Bag Tag is your Security Clearance Level. Challenging a higher clearance (lower number) is a direct interrogation of their file. The $12 buy-in feeds the 'Discretionary Fund' (The Slush Fund), which will be distributed based on your final clearance level at the Night Siege. Keep your signal strong; avoid the Redacted Zones.
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The files are stabilizing as we approach the seal. In RPA (Cosmic Top Secret), Chris Fox holds the lead at 383 points, a fortress of competence. Taylor Thilo sits atop RAD at 317 points. RAE sees Christian Phelps leading the pack with 355. The Audit is nearly complete; the final scores will determine who keeps their clearance and who is redacted. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
From the broadcast booth... or whatever dark hole this camera is hidden in... I'm Flippy. Good luck with the ascension.
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Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
