Fast Times at Creekside High
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Event Details
About This League
Sundays 7am-4:40pm at Creekside Park. Week 8/9: Save the course from bulldozers through midnight disc golf rebellion. $5+optional prize/ace. Flex start. Join the uprising before the finale! 🎬🌿
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
⚠️ THE ACTUAL STAKES (Yes, Really)
At Creekside High, the real education happens on the beat-up course carved along the canal behind the football field. Stoners, skaters, and honor-roll kids all sneak out for "study hall" rounds, led by a perpetually barefoot Creek-rat who thinks OB is a government conspiracy.
As the principal cracks down on truancy, the crew discovers the school board plans to bulldoze the creekside woods for extra parking. Between flunked quizzes, cafeteria heartbreak, and van-hotboxed strategy sessions, they hatch a plan: pack a midnight "final exam" league so loud and legendary that the town can't ignore the course.
It all comes down to a flooded-bank, last-light putt where passing—or failing—has nothing to do with report cards.
This is the actual plot I'm contractually obligated to narrate. Not a heist. Not a street race. Not even a proper training montage. A bunch of disc golfers trying to save their park course from becoming a parking lot through the power of... showing up and throwing plastic really well at night. *sighs in training montage*
📅 SCHEDULE & LOGISTICS
- When: Sundays, flex start with tee times 7:00 AM - 4:40 PM
- Where: Creekside Park (the Walter Fredrick Morrison Memorial course - yes, that Morrison, Frisbee inventor, fellow Utahn, disc golf legend)
- How Long: 9 weeks total. We're at week 8. Final exam next week.
- The Vibe: Choose your own card, show up when you want, play your round, become part of the legend. It's that simple and that complicated.
👥 THE BROTHERHOOD (Pool Structure)
Vanguard Pool
The senior class. The veterans. The ones who remember when this was just a quirky park course.
Divisions: RPA, RAH, RAD
Challengers Pool
The rising stars. The ones still figuring out their release angles and their place in the world.
Divisions: RAE, RAF, RAG
Everyone plays the same course. Everyone's fighting the same willows and cattails. The only difference is how many seasons you've survived. Talk to me, Goose... about your statistical rating differential. Actually, don't.
💰 ENTRY FEES & PRIZE STRUCTURE
- Base Entry: $5 (required)
- Prize Money Pool: $5 (optional but recommended if you want to win actual money)
- Ace Pot: $5 (optional, currently at $345.46)
- Super Ace: $2 (optional, for the truly optimistic)
📊 SERIES STANDINGS SNAPSHOT
These are your senior class leaders - the ones who've been grinding all season across multiple leagues in the Reel Lines series:
RPA Division:
Brian Hansen leads with 903 points (46 events). That's dedication that borders on obsession. Malachi Vazquez chasing with 694 points (39 events). This is your valedictorian race.
RAD Division:
Chris Fox commanding with 561 points (38 events). Skyler Kunz and Eric Pearson in hot pursuit at 465 and 445 respectively. These are the veterans who remember when the course had different baskets.
The rest of you? You're building your legacy one frozen morning round at a time. *Loading radical disc flight algorithms...*
🎨 ABOUT THAT PRE-RAPHAELITE AESTHETIC
Someone decided to render this entire teen rebellion in the style of Victorian romantic naturalism. Your bag tags look like illuminated manuscripts. Every willow frond has botanical accuracy. The disc golf baskets are wreathed in morning glories. Flannel shirts flow with medieval elegance.
I'm narrating a John Hughes movie filtered through Dante Gabriel Rossetti and I have questions for my agent. This narrative's so 80s, I'm expecting a Ferrari to drive down the fairway.
🏛️ ABOUT ELEVATEUT DISC GOLF
Here's the thing: While I'm over here sarcastically narrating fictional bulldozer threats, ElevateUT Disc Golf is actually out there as a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events.
They facilitate leagues like this one, they help improve courses, they build community. So yes, the theme is absurd, but the mission is legit. They're the reason courses like Creekside stay maintained and loved instead of actually becoming parking lots. The irony is not lost on me.
⚡ ONE WEEK REMAINS
Next Sunday is "Creek Finals" - the season finale where everything gets resolved. The flooded banks. The last light. The putt that matters.
You can still join. Late-season entries are part of the narrative arc - you're the transfer student who shows up in Act Three and ends up mattering more than anyone expected.
Flex start 7am-4:40pm. Creekside Park. Bring your discs, your flannel, and your best Pre-Raphaelite poses. The broadcast booth will be watching. *sighs in training montage*
Retail partner: Another Round Salt Lake City | League platform: ElevateUT Disc Golf
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Creekside Park
Reel Lines Series
ElevateUT: Fast Times at Creekside High
Course Rules
Creekside Park - Reel Lines Series
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 354 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 260 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 249 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 311 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 202 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 296 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 387 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 276 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 283 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 316 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 309 | NO DOUBLE MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 283 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 281 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 277 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 326 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 353 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Creekside Homeroom
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Tardy Teepad
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Canal Brotherhood
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Cafeteria Conspiracy
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Bankside Breakout
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Truancy Tribunal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Midnight Marshes
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Elevate Uprising
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Creek Finals
Course: Creekside Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
