Houston Turner
#146395
11.1%
win rate25.9%
cash rate27
events869.9
ratingLeague Bag Tags
Twoesday Teton Trials
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025
Phoenix Rising @ Dow James
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Roots or Revolution
Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Lone Wolf @ Dow James
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Valhalla @ Creekside
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Steel Eagle @ Creekside
May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
City Heat @ River Bottoms
May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Winterfell @ Creekside
Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Series Bag Tags
The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Round History
Twoesday Teton Trials Week 1: Arrival Anxiety
Tuesday, July 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 3990 |
| Pool Avg | 2.89 | 2.33 | 3.22 | 2.89 | 2.67 | 3.11 | 3.11 | 3.22 | 2.78 | 3.11 | 2.78 | 3.33 | 2.89 | 2.22 | 2.78 | 3.22 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 52.88 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
In sweltering 97°F heat 🌡️ that disrupted Tetons' mystical ley lines, Houston Turner achieved a personal best +4 🆕 despite his 789-rated round plunging 103 points below his 892 rating 📉. After a 3-hole cold streak ❄️ (5-7) that felt like a hex, he broke the curse with fiery resolve 🔥 to claim victory 🏆. "Well I'll be hornswoggled!" exclaimed Professor MontClaire. "That's the same magical resonance pattern we documented at the Costco grand opening AC failure!" �🧙
Steel Eagle @ Creekside Week 8: Fractured Allegiance
Monday, June 23, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5493 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.66 | 2.91 | 2.98 | 2.85 | 3.02 | 3.30 | 2.72 | 3.13 | 3.09 | 3.32 | 3.23 | 2.66 | 3.11 | 2.89 | 2.79 | 2.57 | 3.36 | 3.53 | 55.12 |
| Score | 6 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 3 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
The numbers don't lie, but they whisper secrets 🔢... Houston Turner battled through a challenging finale at Creekside, finishing 38 points below his rating in this week's Fractured Allegiance ⚔️. Despite the struggle, Houston showed true tactical resilience - bouncing back with birdies after both his triple-bogey on hole 1 and double-bogey on hole 5 🎯. Coincidence? The pattern of 3-over, birdie, 2-over, birdie spells out coordinates that... whispered the Chainmasters don't want you connecting those dots 🕵️!
Lone Wolf @ Dow James Week 3: Betrayal Strikes
Wednesday, May 21, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 155 | 375 | 300 | 330 | 350 | 150 | 240 | 210 | 330 | 260 | 265 | 320 | 370 | 180 | 440 | 325 | 222 | 210 | 5032 |
| Pool Avg | 2.82 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.09 | 3.18 | 3.27 | 2.55 | 2.73 | 3.73 | 2.91 | 2.82 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 2.82 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.45 | 3.09 | 55.00 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 51 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
From the first tee, Houston Turner seized control and never looked back, carding seven birdies across Dow James’s shifting terrain 🥏📈. A lone sub-par on hole 4 amid a field of pars set the tone, and a steady march under par kept rivals at bay.
Turner’s 920-rated round—27 points above their average—culminated in a nail-biting birdie on 18 to lock in a −4 and first place 🎯🏆. In the shadow’s whisper, a personal best was born.