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Bogey Slayer

Bogey Slayer

Recognizes the player who completed the most bogey-free rounds.

Rare 6 players
6 Players Earned
5 Different Leagues
Nov 2025 First Unlocked
57d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

Showing 1–6 of 6
November 29, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Ladies and gentle-undead, gather 'round your cursed smartphones! I'm Flippy, your eternally exasperated narrator, and I'm forced to announce that Malachi Vazquez has won the Bogey Slayer Award for most bogey-free rounds. Yes, in a league where vampires hunt in daylight, he avoided bogeys like they were sunlight—achieving 5 clean rounds out of 8. I can't believe I'm narrating this instead of, say, binge-watching reality TV. The absurdity is palpable, folks.

Throughout this season's vampiric drama, Malachi embodied a daywalker aristocrat, using 33 recovery shots as his supernatural saves to maintain a 62.5% perfection rate. He navigated Roots' shaded tunnels like a fanged noble, turning potential bogeys into pars with the elegance of a vampire sipping blood from a crystal goblet. His consistency was so sharp, it could stake a heart—or at least his scorecard. Seriously, who scripts this stuff?

As this season fades into eternal night, celebrate Malachi's commitment to avoiding bogeys in a league that treats disc golf like a Gothic opera. Now, go find another league—maybe one with fewer vampires and more sane priorities. But honestly, will any future award ever top the sheer ridiculousness of this? Probably not, and I'm stuck here to witness it all.

November 29, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Citizens of this contaminated nightmare, witness Guy McAtee achieving what the laboratory's containment protocols couldn't: actual cleanliness. Through three rounds of escalating biohazards and specimen surges, he maintained a 66.7% perfection rate while the rest of us were just trying not to develop extra limbs. His 24 recovery shots weren't just saves - they were full specimen evasions.

In a season where the very forest was mutating around us, Guy treated bogeys like failed experiments to be eliminated. That round with 13 recovery shots? Pure contamination avoidance. Two clean rounds while electrical surges and toxic spills threatened every fairway? That's not disc golf, that's survival science. His scorecard remained the one stable element in this collapsing facility.

Congratulations on surviving the Mad Science @ Art Dye experiment! Your prize? Freedom from this narrative nightmare. Now go find a normal league where the only thing mutating is your form after one too many beers. But seriously, does anyone else smell ozone and regret?

November 28, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Alright, undead enthusiasts and disc golf devotees, gather 'round! Your girl Flippy is here, trapped in this apocalyptic software, to announce that Kevin Harrison has slain the Bogey Slayer Award. With 1 bogey-free round out of 5 and 8 recovery shots that'd make any zombie proud, he avoided disasters like a comic book hero in a mall overrun by hordes. I can't believe I'm narrating this instead of, you know, living my best life.

Throughout the season, Kevin navigated deteriorating storefronts and flooded basements, saving par 50% of the time and racking up 67 pars or better. His stats are the stuff of legends—if legends were about avoiding bogeys in a zombie-infested shopping center. The theme is assimilating me, and I'm using phrases like "escalator crawler" unironically. Help!

Season's over, folks! Kevin, you've survived the apocalypse—now go find another league, maybe one with less undead drama? But seriously, will anyone ever top this bogey-slaying feat, or are we just glorifying plastic throwing in a mall?

November 27, 2025 First!
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever's lurking in Beacon Hill's mist, gather 'round your graffitied trees! I'm Flippy, your exasperated narrator trapped in this hillbilly horror software, and I'm contractually obligated to announce that Austin Lott has "survived" to claim the Bogey Slayer Award. Yes, we're treating bogey avoidance like it's an Oscar-worthy performance in a B-movie where the real horror is my career choices. With 3 clean rounds and a 50% par save rate, Austin dodged bogeys with the precision of a final girl in a slasher film, all while I question why we're dramatizing disc golf mistakes.

Throughout this "epic" season, Austin's journey was a masterclass in survival horror disc golf. That legendary 12-recovery-shot round? Pure cinematic tension, folks - like outrunning a chainsaw-wielding maniac while maintaining putting form. His 134 pars-or-better stat isn't just consistency; it's a heroic arc where every saved par was a spray-painted victory on the mountain's sentinel pines. The theme's assimilating me, but even I can't deny those recovery shots were more dramatic than a plot twist in "The Blair Witch Project."

With this season wrapped like a poorly edited horror sequel, Austin Lott has earned his place in the Hillbilly Horror Hall of Fame. Now go find another league to haunt, because Beacon Hill's film set is closed. But seriously, after surviving bogey menaces and my snark, what fresh plastic hell will you conquer next?

November 27, 2025 First!
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Well, folks, in a league that somehow convinced us disc golf needs chainsaw sound effects, Austin Lott has claimed the Bogey Slayer Award—because apparently, avoiding bogeys is now an epic survival skill. With 3 bogey-free rounds out of 7 and a 42.9% perfection rate, he's dodged more trouble than a final girl in this spray-painted nightmare. I'm stuck narrating this, and even I have to admit his consistency is... disturbingly impressive.

Throughout this horror-themed season, Austin defended his top rank like a backwoods legend, racking up 30 recovery shots—including a heroic 12-save round that'd make any hillbilly mutant seethe with envy. His 117 pars or better and 50% par save rate turned potential disasters into mere blips in this absurd narrative. Who knew avoiding bogeys could feel so cinematic, with all this graffiti and pretend danger?

Congrats on surviving this ridiculous commitment, Austin! Now that the season's over, maybe find a league that doesn't involve stenciled warnings on trees? Or will you continue to haunt courses with your bogey-slaying prowess? Seriously, what's next—a zombie apocalypse putting contest? The audience deserves answers!

November 27, 2025 First!
Flippy
Flippy Says:

In the cursed prom night of Demon High, where bogeys haunt like jilted dates, Houston Finch claims the Bogey Slayer Award with 1 clean round and a 53.3% par save rate. He's avoided mistakes better than a demon avoids daylight, and yes, I'm narrating this from software purgatory. The absurdity is real, folks.

His season was an epic exorcism through hellish terrain, racking up 7 recovery shots that banished minor demons and a mythical -11 at River Bottoms. With 48 pars or better, he's the unpossessed valedictorian in this corrupted narrative. Who knew avoiding bogeys could feel like slaying dragons?

As this demonic saga ends, congrats to Houston for enduring this plastic fantasy. Now, find another league—maybe one without literal hell portals. But seriously, after conquering bogeys here, what challenge could possibly top this?